Archive for August, 2010

Trailer For Twilight Zone Porn Parody

Have you ever wished that The Twilight Zone contained more hardcore sex? Well director Paul Thomas has answered your prayers with The Twilight Zone: Porn Parody.

The adult Twilight Zone is not like the other porn parodies we are used to. Thomas’ movie doesn’t seem to be based on any original Twilight Zone episodes, and I don’t think it conatins any humor. Instead the director seems to have crafted his own serious Twilight Zone tale. Don’t expect any appearances from William Shatner or any “Eye of the Beholder” references. Ladies and Gentlemen, you’re entering the wondrous dimension of imagination. Next stop….The Twilight Zone: Porn Parody!

I wonder what Rod Serling would think about this!

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Lake Placid 3 Trailer Brings the Boobies

The Lake Placid 3 red band trailer features a lot of boobies! The films stars Colin Ferguson, Yancy Butler, Kacey Barnfield, and Kristy Mitchell. The bare bones DVD arrives on October 26, 2010.

Lindsay Lohan Blows Me In Machete Photo Bomb

Because I have nothing better to do, I put the new Machete Photo Bomb feature to good use by making it look like Lindsay Lohan is blowing me! I’m 100% positive that this is what the studio rep had in mind when she sent this to me!

Tim Thomerson seems surprised by the show!

Trailer For Altitude (2010)

Altitude follows a group of teens on a weekend getaway aboard a small plane that suddenly turns deadly for the rookie pilot and four young friends: Julianna Guill (Friday the 13th, 90210), Ryan Donowho, Landon Liboiron (Degrassi: The Next Generation) and Jake Weary. Minutes after the group takes-off, an unexplained malfunction sends the aircraft climbing out of control into the heart of a mysterious storm. Unable to get their bearings or contact the ground, the survivors gradually realize they are locked in combat with a terrifying supernatural force.

Last Exorcism Number 1, Piranha 3D Sinks

It was a photofinish, but The Last Exorcism edged out Takers for the number one spot at this weekend’s box office. Exorcism scared up enough teens to earn $21.3 million, while Takers raked in an estimated $21 million. This is producer Eli Roth’s first hit since Hostel bagged $19.5 million in 2006. Exorcism did better than 2009s The Unborn, but did not recreate the success of The Exorcism of Emily Rose which opened with $30.1 million in 2005.

True Blood Season 3: Fresh Blood

After the truth finally comes out about Crystal (by her transforming in to a black panther in front of Jason), we are shown how he deals with this new truth. Jason isn’t all that understanding, but that’s a real surprise since he isn’t known for being particularly open minded towards the supernatural. He tries to find Sookie to figure out what to do, but ends up trying to relive his glory days when things were far simpler. He can’t even use that as an escape since the new him seems to have things far easier than he ever did.

Tony Todd is Back For Final Destination 5

According to STYD Final Destination 5 is not going to be called 5nal Destination aka Anal Destination! Probably because so many people thought it was a stupid title.

True Blood Preview: Fresh Blood

The cast of True Blood made some big news this week, but it didn’t have to do with the show. Anna Paquin married co-star Stephen Moyer this past Saturday. The wedding was held at a private beach house in California. Carrie Preston, who plays Arlene Fowler, told UsMagazine.com, “They’re really sweet with each other. They just really get each other. Anna will say she’s never been happier.”

Adam Green/Kane Hodder Commentary Clip From Hatchet Blu-ray

Director Adam Green and Kane Hodder discuss a scene from Hatchet arriving on Blu-ray September 7, 2010. The Blu-ray features an all new 1080p high-definition transfer of the unrated “Director’s Cut” with Dolby TrueHD 5.1 high-resolution audio, all the bonus features from the original DVD release, AND an all-new commentary track with co-producer/writer/director Green and Victor Crowley himself.

Hot Babe of the Week: Sophie Monk

Sophie Monk went from appearing nude in horror films (The Hills Run Red, Life Blood) to looking hot (or appearing nude, I can’t confirm) in comedies (Hard Breakers, The Legend of Awesomest Maximus). I blame horror fans for not showing her enough love! Your homework for tonight is to rent one (or even better buy) Sophie Monk horror film, then call her and let her know we miss her.

In case you doubt her hotness here are some bikini pictures as proof.

Kevin Tenney’s Brain Dead Nudity Breakdown and DVD Info

What do a pair of escaped convicts, a preacher and his assistant and a pair of pretty hikers have in common? They’re all delicious. After an extraterrestrial parasite crashlands in a backwoods American town—landing squarely on the head of a local fisherman—it sparks a fast spreading zombie infestation. As the brain hungry monsters multiply, three pairs of unlucky misfits convene on a fishing lodge for shelter. With zombies pounding at the door, the stranded, mismatched travelers must band together to stop the invasion—or serve themselves up as a main course. The problem is, they may lose their minds to each other before losing their brains to the zombies.

Hatchet 2 Says Screw the MPAA

Adam Green’s Hatchet II will be distributed in theaters without an MPAA rating beginning Oct. 1, 2010 — marking it as the widest release of an unrated genre film in more than 25 years.

Green said, “Having a movie as graphically over the top as Hatchet II come out in major theatres unrated is an absolute dream come true — not only for the genre fans but for the entire make-up effects crew who normally have to watch their amazing achievements get sliced and diced for theatrical release. This is an important event for the horror genre and I hope the real horror fans support Hatchet II and help change the way genre films are released theatrically from this day forward. Kudos to Dark Sky Films and AMC theaters for truly honoring the spirit of old school American horror and doing this right. Gorehounds won’t know what hit them!”

Dario Argento Demons Comic and DVD Info

First Motel Hell and now Dario Argento’s Demons is getting its own comic book! Stefan Hutchinson is writing Demons 3, to tie in with new DVD releases of Demons and Demons 2 from Arrow Video in the UK.

Hutchinson told FEARnet about the comics, “It’s a comic book sequel to the classic 80s ‘Demons’ films, and will be released in two parts with the forthcoming Special Edition releases from Arrow Video. Book One will come with Demons and Book Two will come with Demons 2.”

Anna Paquin and Kristen Bell Join Scream 4

The recently married Anna Paquin (Suukay married Bill on August 21, 2010) and Veronica Mars are making cameos in Scream 4, according to USA Today.

Kristen Bell and Paquin join Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Emma Roberts and Hayden Panettiere (Heroes reunion!). Wes Craven and original writer Kevin Williamson also return for Scream 4 on April 15, 2011.

Hellraiser: Revelations Cenobite Breakdown

Moviehole published character descriptions and the plot details for Hellraiser: Revelations. Check’em out below!

DR. ROSS CRAVEN Early 40s, handsome, a family man. His son disappeared two years ago and it has been a hard road back to family stability. He is a good man that has fought hard to keep his family together.