Archive for March, 2009

Drag Me to Hell Poster

Here is the one sheet aka poster to Sam Raimi’s new horror film Drag Me to Hell in theaters May 29th, 2009.

Synopsis:

A loan officer (Lohman) ordered to evict an old woman from her home finds herself the recipient of a supernatural curse, who turns her life into a living hell. Desperate, she turns to a seer to try and save her soul, while evil forces work to push her to a breaking point.

Lorne From Angel Died!

If there is ever an Angel movie do not expect Lorne to be in it. You know the homoesexual green demon from the show!

E! Online broke the news that Andy Hallett, the singer who portrayed Lorne, has died at the age of 33. Spokesman Al Winter says Hallet called 911 with “shortness of breath” on Sunday, but the cause of death has not been announced pending an autopsy.

New Horror Western: Priest

While not 100% horror my favorite Sci-Fi/Western of all time is Oblivion. I just wanted you all to know that… Anyway Screen Gems has a new horror/western coming out titled, Priest and they just added Paul Bettany to the cast.

The Women of Halloween Naked: Part II Pamela Susan Shoop

Wes Craven’s Scream rules state that for a successful horror sequel; you need a bigger body count and more elaborate deaths, but not more nudity! WTF!

Satan’s Screener: Crystal Force 2: Dark Angel

Remember CRYSTAL FORCE? The guy in the monster suit movie that took place in a mansion with silly soap opera subplots and the video tape for the movie was all white? No. Well they made a sequel to that movie that’s even worse. It’s a Faust-like story about a bartender who loves a waitress in a bar that barely seats 25 people and the demon devil servant who talks for about 88% of this

Edward and Bella New Moon Posters

I took a few days off so these posters may already be a few days old, however, what would my Twilight Blog be without the newest New Moon posters? The only two I have found so far are of Bella and Edward, but I’m sure there will be more to come in the future. I mean they have to give us a few werewolf ones right?

Brain Hammer’s DVD PICKS for Tuesday 03/31/09: Cat In The Brain – Isle Of The Damned – The Sinful Dwarf

Gory greetings! Check out this weeks Brain Hammer approved horror dvd releases, all of which hit stores Tuesday 03/31/09!

Book Review: Vampire Diaries: The Fury

The Fury is the third book in The Vampire Diaries series. It begins where the previous left off, just seconds after actually. At the end of the second book we are left with out our protagonist, Elena. The book picks up post-Elena’s death and what life is like now for everyone that she loved. Vampire brothers and enemies, Stefan and Damon, are now brought right back to what caused their rivalry years ago when the love of their lives and the girl who turned them both in to vampires committed suicide in hopes that they could get alone if she wasn’t around for them to fight after. Of course they just blamed each other.

Bled White Trailer

Last year we told you about a new zombie film titled Bled White and today we got the official full trailer. The movie follows four people who are trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic-zombie world. For more info check out the official website and trailer below.

Brain Hammer’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT Vol. 41: Total Massacre!!!

Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to another edition of Brain Hammer’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT. This time around I am featuring three of my favorite MASSACRES that don’t have the words “Texas Chainsaw” in the title. LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!

Movie Review: The Haunting In Connecticut (2009)

After years of repeated inquiry, the film The Haunting in Connecticut finally answers the question, What is actually IN the great state of Connecticut, aside from one of the best (if not the) college basketball teams in the country right now? Being a lifetime Left Coaster, this question has been brewing in my mind for decades (about 5 minutes before I began writing this). So before I wrote this review, Horrroryearbook generously paid for a chartered flight (Wikipedia) to Connecticut so I could take a look around this mysterious and uncharted parcel of land somewhere in the upper-right hand corner of that US Map we never paid attention to in Social Studies because we knew it wouldn’t really matter if we learned it or not unless we were on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire and they just HAPPENED to ask us that question along with other questions that happened to be relevant to our lives no matter how far-fetched and loaded for the easily emotionally manipulated it might seem

Movie Review: Vinyan (2009)

I guess I’ll start by saying my review will not be like the others. I was a bit disappointed and confused by this film, but sure enough, other reviewers blew this movie long and hard. I will not.

The Women of Halloween Nude: P.J. Soles

It’s is time for a new series for our Classic Horror Titties section! Over the next few weeks we will be featuring the Women of Halloween Nude. That way we can wrap it all up in August when Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 is released in theaters.

Robert Pattinson’s Dirty Habits

By now you all know about the “source” who is working on New Moon, who revealed that Robert Pattinson has HBO — Horrible Body Odor.

Weird Al Joins Halloween 2!?!

I keep promising myself that I won’t chase every little thing Rob Zombie posts about his Halloween sequel, but I am becoming a bit obsessed… This movie gets stranger every day! Only a few days after it was announced that Bill Moseley will not be playing Seymour Coffins due to a “scheduling conflict,” Zombie announces that Weird Al is in the film!