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HACK/SLASH #1 (ONGOING SERIES)

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HACK/SLASH #1 (ONGOING SERIES)
Devil’s Due Publishing
Written by Tim Seely
Art by Emily Stone
Review by Mike Fish

I’m trying to think. Would losing a pinky toe be so bad? I mean, its friggen tiny down there… on my foot. An added appendage. An extra ugly piece of bone and skin that reminds me of that wagging tail on Jason Alexander from Shallow Hal. (Damn that thing still gives me nightmares!) And then I remember stubbing my toe on the bathroom door a couple weeks ago, and the answer becomes clear. “Hell yeah, it’s bad!” Hurts just thinking about it too!

But not Hack/Slash. NosirreeBob. This hear comic book is the goods. As we begin with one of our heroes, Cassie Hack, getting her toes cut off by a maniacal psychotherapist that tore his skin off a la Frank from Hellraiser, I learn there’s something magical going on here. Not the fact that I can definitely feel the pain as another toe gets sawed off, but the fact that the story tells it straight like it were the real deal. An autobiography if you will, about a girl that had bad parents with good intentions. A loner that found a true friend amongst the outcasts. A world that resembles reality, but roots in the supernatural and eerie. Hack/Slash covers the basis of good storytelling mixed in with guilty pleasures. And at this rate, it’s written on the chalk board as addictive like sex on a bed of chocolate while money spits out of the pillow case as you ride the high. Yes, folks, like Andre 3000 says, “I think I’m in love… LOOOOVE… again.”

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Hostel 2 (2007)

“Hostel: Part Two” picks up directly from the final shot of its predecessor with Paxton (Jay Hernandez) waking up onboard a commuter train a few fingers shy of a handful. He’s then transported to a hospital where the viewer is given a refresher of what happened in the first film

Big Bad Wolf on DVD June 5th

BIG BAD WOLF will be hitting DVD June 5th by Screen Media and just finished its limited theatrical run in Los Angeles last weekend when it premiered at the Fine Arts Theater. And for those of you who haven’t heard of this nasty little treat, it is a strong sexual meditation on the lycanthrope folklore similar to the Brother Grimm’s tale of “Little Red Riding Hood” with its warning of sexual predators.

Dennis Iliadis to Remake Last House on the Left

Variety has confirmed that Dennis Iliadis (director of the teen angst prostitution drama HARDCORE) willbe helming the 2008 remake of Wes Craven’s THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. The script was penned by newcomer Adam Alleca, who was brought in when he initially approached Craven to remake THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS.

Interview W/ Sid Haig: TOP SECRET CLOWN BUSINESS REVEALED!

TOP SECRET CLOWN BUSINESS REVEALED! AN INTERVIEW WITH SID HAIG – By Patrick Green

WIN! Hannibal Rising on DVD and a Barbeque?

I don’t normally publish these contest but you can win a babreque and that is not only stupid but funny. So click here and enter for your chance to win a barbeque, “Silence of the Lambs,” “Hannibal,” “Red Dragon,” and “Hannibal Rising” on DVD. Didn’t they leave one out?

CONTEST! WIN AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF ‘THE FINAL PATIENT’

The contest starts as soon as you read this and ends on May 28th 2007. So hurry! YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO ENTER! SEND US AN E-MAIL TO WIL@HORRORYEARBOOK.COM WITH THE SUBJECT LINE AS FP CONTEST! With your NAME, STATE AND AGE!

Lindsay Lohan Stripping ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ Website and Trailer

Finally you can catch a glimpse of Lohan stripping over at the “I Know Who Killed Me” website

Small Town Folk (2007)

In the town of Grockleton, the “Landlord” and his minions (Pooch, Pike, and Dobbin) preside over the Beesley’s Manor. The “Landlord” is on the look out for his new bride and child to carry on the Beesley name and watches anyone who dares to enter Grockleton.

Dark Spider Our Official Scream Queen Graduates!

Our very close friend Dark Spider graduated earning her GED! At least someone on this website has a diploma. Now we just need to learn to spell and we could be a real website!

B Movie Celebration

The First Annual B Movie Celebration will be held August 17th-19th in Franklin, Indiana. The Celebration will feature over 50 classic B movie screenings. Special guests include SFX guru Tom Savini (DAWN OF THE DEAD), director Jim Wynorski (CHOPPING MALL), and actor Conrad Brooks (PLAN 9 FROM OUTERSPACE)…

BUG (2007)

BUG is not a horror film. At least not a conventional one. There is no masked baddie to outrun, no one to torture our heroes slowly. No plague, no undead, not even very much in the way of ill will. With the exception of an abusive husband, no one really means anyone any harm and everyone is trying to look out for everyone else. What’s the all encompassing dread that William Friedkin builds BUG around?

Brain Hammer’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT Vol 666

Are you a fan of Evil Dead/Bruce Campbell/Sam Raimi? If you are, this week’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT are perfect for you! This week’s “terrible trio” consists of three often overlooked 80′s horror flicks that all promenently feature “Evil Dead” alumni. These fun flicks also feature an abundance of splashy carnage and creative originality. Let the bloodshed begin!!!

Masters of Horror Season One Box Set

The Masters of Horror Season One Box Set design has been released. It appears to be a crypt and my guess is that you simply open the top to take out the DVD cases. Not much more has been shown or announced, but you can expect to see this released by Anchor Bay on August 28th.

Il Bosco Fuori aka The Last House in the Woods (2007)

When on-off lovers Aurora & Rino are attacked by thugs in the woods, they are rescued by older couple Antonio & Clara. But when they head back to the last house in the woods, they find out that they just stepped further into trouble. And as if things couldn’t get worse, the thugs show up at the property to take back their spoils…