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Metal Blades Record Compilation (Music Review)

METAL BLADE RECORDS COMPILATION - Metal Hammer Magazine August 2008

I just picked up the new Metal Hammer. One of the CD’s with the mag is a Metal Blade Records spotlight comp. If you don’t know much about MB then fuck off. The longest running (over 25 years now) METAL label in the world is still going strong…

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DR. SATAN - Microwaved Utergiblets - Music Review

To most, this twenty minute fistfukk would be considered ‘anti-music’. To me its like a drug…

BLASPHEMOUS CREATION - Black Winter - Music Review

“Black Winter” is the second offering of creeping hellfire from the Nevada thrashers BLASPHEMOUS CREATION. Picking up in fine fashion where the debut “Rest in Pieces” left off, this is more heavily German influenced blackthrash with a slightly elevated black metal stance than before.

Blood Freak - Multiplex Massacre - Music Review

“Nobody wanted to listen when we said this was for real, sold our souls to horror and then sealed the deal. You laughed in our faces and really pissed us off. Now BLOOD FREAK is still killing while you die weak and soft…”

FRIGHTMARE ‘Midnight Murder Mania’ Music Review

A few months go by, I create a FRIGHTMARE fan page on myspace. One day I get a request from TORTURE GARDEN, I check out the page and see they are a true underground label and are offering up a beautiful 12 inch vinyl version of “Midnight Murder Mania!” And it was only 9 dollars!

Black Sabbath “The DIO Years” Music Review by Shane

I’m sure those who purchased this album on it’s official release date are much like me. We just wanted the new fucking songs! Yeah, Ronnie is back with Sabbath for the time being for a tour and this collection of highlights (thats up for argument) from the four albums these chaps released together…

Sabbath Back With Dio Plus Review by Shane

I’m sure most of you into Metal already know about the reunion of Sabbath with with the fucking godly Mr. Ronnie James Dio. They played a sold out show in NYC (Radio City Music Hall) a couple days ago…

SORROW ‘Forgotten Sunrise’ - Music Review

“We regret that this had to be a mini-LP, but Andy was involved in an unfortunate accident and was unable to go into the studio with us to record additional tracks. Fortunately, he is making a full recovery and will be able to record a full length album for 1992. Our deepest sympathy goes out to the friends and family of Lisa Thompson who was not as fortunate and Andy. We should all recognize the frailty of life and fight to preserve it, not destroy it”

Music Review - Macabre - ‘Dahmer’

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO , JEFFREY’S STIRRING UP SOME
CHOCOLATE FOR YOU ,OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPITY DEE, HE WORKED AT THE
AMBROSIA CHOCOLATE FACTORY, WHAT WOULD YOU, BET JEFFREY GUZZLED DOWN MEAT, EATING A BUNCH OF THE FELLAS HE’D MEET

Movie Review - Tourist Trap (1979)

one by one become the victim of this whacked old koot who, during the kill scenes, wears various mannequin-like masks/wigs/outfits and adopts a fucking retarded voice while in “character” while all the figures around him in his museum come to life complete with animated gaping mouths and fucking beyond absurd “aaahhhh” voice effects.

Music Review - BLOODFREAK - ‘Live Fast, Die Young…and Leave a Flesh-Eating Corpse’

BLOODFREAK
‘Live Fast, Die Young…and Leave a Flesh-Eating Corpse’
Razorback Records
- Review By Shane
Usually a review of an album does not start with a praise of the cover art but I’m going to do as such anyway. And I’ll give you three reasons why.
1. My Dad rebuilt hotrods when I was a kid, as a result [...]

Music Review- Manticore - ‘For Rats & Plague’

MANITCORE
‘For Rats and Plague’
Deathgasm Records
- Review by Shane
Akron Ohio’s MANTICORE specialize in a dark art that is very common in underground Metal, a sound that blurs the line between Black and Death Metal, although they lean more to the latter as you will read. They are promoted in the bio sheet as black metal, [...]

Music Review - Frightmare - ‘Bringing Back the Bloodshed’

FRIGHTMARE
‘Bringing Back the Bloodshed’
Razorback Records
By Shane of Last Judgement Zine
Alright, I’ve been into extreme Metal for a long time now. I’ve reviewed hundreds of albums and own thousands, mostly Metal. I realize I’m quite the pathetic nerd and I’m not bragging, I just love Metal. In the 1980’s it was all fresh and very unchartered [...]

Music Review - Unita Essentia - ‘Neutrality for Defined Chaos’

UINTA ESSENTIA
‘Neutrality for Defined Chaos’
Deathgasm Records

By Shane of Last Judgement Zine
It’s been a long debate in Heavy Metal discussions over the years regarding guitar solos. I personally dig the more emotive, fluid, note holding/bending variety, but also have no problem with the short, bursting firestorm solos alot of death metal bands popularized in the 1990’s. [...]

Music Review - Apocalyptic Visions - ‘Doomsday Device’

APOCALYPTIC VISIONS
Doomsday Device
self-released
By Shane of Last Judgement Zine
In the bio that came with this disc one sentence ends with “the band themselves have spit that it (this album) is not for anyone”. The sentence following then humbly asks for a review of the disc. Why make the album then? I’ve read a lot of these [...]