Published by Molly Celaschi July 24th, 2008
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Alright so the title got my attention based on the name alone. (Ahem, Molly…). But when I read who was involved in this, I was nearly bored to tears. Seeing gaysexual Chace Crawford who stars on Gossip Girl with his real life boyfriend and the producer of Everwood attached didn’t impress me.
But then I opened the stills and saw one chick bleeding from her chest and another chick fondling a girl while stabbing her, so this film may have hope yet. Uh, this is rated R right? Cool.
I am just waiting for my genius editor to concoct some kind of weird advertising using their “I Know What You Are Molly” promo and my face. And yeah, that teaser poster is kind of a lame rip-off of I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, which wasn’t a good movie anyway.
The movie is opening this Halloween, but not sure if it is a wide release yet. They will have to compete with the equally gay-licious SAW IV though, so good luck!
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Published by Molly Celaschi July 23rd, 2008
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Twilight is a vampire movie coming to theaters 12/12/08. Which confused the hell out of me because I originally thought this was a TV show. But never mind that. It stars Kristen Stewart (that chick from THE MESSENGERS). What really interests me is that this was directed by Catherine Hardwicke (THIRTEEN), so you know these teens will do some dirty things. Hardwicke is even cooler because she also worked on FREAKED and TANK GIRL. Yeah!
You’ve probably seen the TV promos where John Waters introduces love and murder vignettes on CourtTV. So are these Real Tales From Darkside any good? The show is just as cheesy as you could hope from the guy who made Divine eat dog shit in Pink Flamingos.
Published by Molly Celaschi May 8th, 2008
in DVD RELEASES.
Anchor Bay has managed to squeeze all 13 episodes of the Season 2 of Masters of Horror into a friggen’ human skull and are selling this bad boy for about $86.97 to be released on July 29th. It is being discounted to $60.99 if you pre-purchase it. But figure out early on if you want one of these because it is limited to only 15,000 units.
The Season Two Box Set features each episode in anamorphic widescreen (1.78:1) and Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound. Each disc has director commentaries, behind-the-scenes featurettes, still galleries, storyboards, trailers, and DVD-ROM screenplays.
Published by Molly Celaschi April 18th, 2008
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It is with great sadness that we report that Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2’s beloved Grampa, Ken Evert, passed away from cancer on April 1, 2008, at the Christopher House Hospice in Texas.
Published by Molly Celaschi April 2nd, 2008
in INTERVIEWS.
William Lustig is one of the rare horror directors/producers who actually seems to enjoy the horror genre. Twenty-eight years later his film Maniac is still disturbing people, and his Maniac Cop trilogy is a must see for all horror fans. Lustig’s last film was Uncle Sam before he went on to work for Anchor Bay and launching his own company Blue Underground bringing horror fans great lost films that may have never got a proper DVD release.
WRESTLEMANIAC is about an insane wrestler named El Mascarado (Rey Misterio Sr.) who apparently escaped from a loony bin after having 50 lobotomies. El Mascarado hunts down a porn film crew in Mexico and kills them one by one by ripping their faces (masks) off. Yep, 1 brain… yet 50 lobotomies. Go ahead and do the math on that one.
PRETTY is a short horror film about a young girl whose sole wish is to be the prettiest girl there is, an obsession that may ultimately destroy her.
Published by Molly Celaschi March 3rd, 2008
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Um, file this under really weird couplings. Following the recent success of Tim Burton’s SWEENEY TODD, the NY Times reported that horror writer Stephen King and singer John Mellencamp are teaming up for a musical.
I don’t know how to describe NOBODY LOVES ALICE other than to say it is an updated retelling of FATAL ATTRACTION. The catch is that the unlucky bastard picked on by the manipulative woman doesn’t actually cheat on his lady. In fact, he is set up by his would-be fiancée in an attempt to test his fidelity.
Published by Molly Celaschi January 28th, 2008
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Guillermo del Toro is top shelf when it comes to horror, so much in fact, that he has turned dark fantasy films into commercial hits. It is no wonder that he has been tasked with yet another Harry Potter movie….but this behemoth is taking on Peter Jackson territory now.
Published by Molly Celaschi January 16th, 2008
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For those of you who are not completely sick of the SAW franchise (I know there are still 2 of you out there), you can now get your jollies off at the official SAW website aptly named http://www.officialsaw.com.
Published by Molly Celaschi January 16th, 2008
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Many terrible movies come out each year, but few reach the ultimate shit pinnacle of a 0% rating on RottenTomatoes.com. It’s the film review world’s equivalent to every student in your school refusing to sign your (Horror) Yearbook- there is simply nothing positive to say about you, and no one cares if you ever change or have a gr8 summer.
Published by Molly Celaschi January 16th, 2008
in DVD RELEASES.
Jeff Betancourt, director of the straight-to-DVD horror film Boogeyman 2: Unrated Director’s Cut, told SCI FI Wire that his sequel has next to nothing to do with the original, a low-budget PG-13 theatrical movie that was a modest hit in 2005.
Published by Molly Celaschi January 8th, 2008
in NEWS.
BEELZEBUB is a new horror film in casting now. It appears to be a weird religious film that claims to be inspired by a true story. You know, because people get possessed in real life all the time.
