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Anchor Bay Acquires EXCISION Starring AnnaLynne McCord and Traci Lords

Excision

One is known for starring on 90210, and the other is the queen of child porn — AnnaLynne McCord (pictured) and Traci Lords star in Excision.

Anchor Bay Films announced today the acquisition of all North American distribution rights to director/writer Richard Bates, Jr.’s debut feature film. Excision is the story of Pauline (McCord), a delusional teenage outcast. Pauline picks scabs. Pauline dissects road kill. Pauline fantasizes about performing surgery on strangers. Her fascinations disturb her schoolmates and her parents, Phyllis (Lords) and Bob (Roger Bart). No one understands Pauline except for Grace (Ariel Winter), her younger sister who suffers from cystic fibrosis. An outcast at school and at home, Pauline is convinced that the best way to repair her estranged relationship with her family is to perform a risky operation to save her sister’s life.

The movie also stars John Waters, who directed Lords in Cry Baby, Malcolm McDowell, Jeremy Sumpter and Marlee Matlin.

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Impulse Pictures Announces Two New DVDs in the Nikkatsu Erotic Films Collection

Just in time for Women in Horror Month ;) Impulse Pictures has announced two new erotic DVDs in the Nikkatsu films collection.

DVD and Blu-ray Releases (1-31-12) The Thing, Blubberella

The Thing (2011), Dream House, Night Train Murders, Blubberella

Meagan Good Bangs David Duchovny

I’m not sure what qualifies someone as a “scream queen,” but if the criteria is appearing in four or five horror films, Meagan Good could be considered one. The thing I like about Good is she has starred in a variety of different genres. She was in the action flicks Biker Boyz and D.E.B.S.. She appeared in the dancing movie You Got Served, the comedy The Cookout, the teenaged film noir Brick and of course the horror films Venom, One Missed Call, Saw V and The Unborn. That’s a pretty impressive resume if you ask me! Plus she is adding fantasy to her long list of credits with the D&D flick, The Book of Vile Darkness.

Hot Babe of the Week: Olivia Munn Naked For PETA

I’m not sure what Olivia Munn is famous for. Appearing on that awful network G4 or her few forgettable appearances on the Daily Show? Whatever the reason, there is no denying she is the queen of the nerds. It doesn’t take much to impress fat neckbeards. Especially if you have a vagina.

Hot Babe of the Week: Katrina Bowden (Piranha 3DD)

I kind of feel bad about posting this since we’re currently under siege by 8-to-10 year olds fighting over who will be the family wizard on Wizards of Waverly Place, but we haven’t had a Hot Babe of the Week in a long time.

How Dimension Screwed Up Piranha 3DD

Asking the team behind the over the top Feast franchise to write and direct Piranha 2 was a bad idea that resulted in the loss of a lot of fans.

The Real War on Christmas: Watch Elves (1989) For Free!

What do Dan Haggerty and Bill O’Reilly have in common? They’re both fighting the war on Christmas! While O’Reilly battles department stores from the comfort of his studio, Haggerty must save a young woman from evil Nazi elves who want to mate with her on the biggest holiday of the year. Who’s the pinhead now?

Elves has never been released on DVD. So unless you own the VHS or DVDr the only way to watch it is on YouTube. Thanks to Shock Cinemaify for uploading this hard to find gem on the interwebs!

Shark Night Ready To Disappoint on DVD and Blu-ray

Shark Night 3D’s PG-13 rating didn’t help it rake in much more money than the R-rated Piranha 3D. It only helped make a boring movie even more boring. That’s why I don’t understand why studios don’t film two versions; a PG-13 version to attract teens in theaters, and an R-rated version for adults. It would only take one nude scene and a little extra gore to release a worthy “uncut” or “unrated” version to DVD or Blu-ray. Katharine McPhee’s side boob and Sara Paxton in a bikini isn’t enough to make Shark Night a worthy addition to your Netflix queue or DVD collection

Horror TV Shows Dominate iTunes Downloads in 2011

Apple released their iTunes Rewind 2011 list of best apps and top selling movies, TV shows and music. Dead Space won Best iPad Game of the Year, and The Walking Dead episode “What Lies Ahead” was the most downloaded TV show of 2011.

New Hammer Films Heading to Blu-ray

Studio Canal has announced Blu-ray releases for John Gilling’s The Reptile (1966) and The Plague of the Zombies (1966), and Terence Fisher’s Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966).

Special features and other specs have not been announced. All three films will be available on February 27th.

Katharine McPhee Side Boob: Shark Night 3D

Shark Night 3D was a disappointment as a movie and at the box office ($34 million worldwide). Unfortunately it turned out just to be a boring PG-13 version of Piranha 3D. However, it did manage to deliver Sara Paxton in a bikini and a Katharine McPhee sideboob… So it wasn’t a total waste of time!

Hostel: Part III DVD Info

Sony Pictures Home Entertainment has announced Hostel: Part III will be arriving a few days after Christmas on December 27. The direct-to-DVD sequel stars Sarah Habel, Kip Pardue, and Thomas Kretschmann. The only reason this movie is worth mentining is because it was directed by Scott Spiegel who also directed Intruder.

Lucy Pinder: Strippers vs. Werewolves

I have some great news! We finally have a valid excuse to post pictures of Lucy Pinder on Horror Yearbook. Pinder is an English model who’s known for showing her huge breasts in Nuts magazine. She recently made her acting debut in a film called Strippers vs Werewolves. The film also stars Robert Englund.

Amber Heard’s Cleavage: 2011 Scream Awards

I caught around 2-minutes of the Scream Awards last night and I’m pretty sure it gave me cancer. They were giving Pee-wee Herman a lifetime achievement award, and I couldn’t stop thinking about how pathetic the entire thing was. Who watches this crap?