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Ten Horror Movies Featuring Porn Stars

This was supposed to be a Top Ten list, but we were struggling to come up with ten decent movies so we decided to scrap the “Top” part. The collective minds of Horror Yearbook and She So Crazy came together to bring you, ten horror movies that feature at least one porn star… That are worth checking out!

Who was chosen and why?

Actors who appeared and participated in any hardcore adult film. No softcore and no porn cameos (They must have been involved with some kind of penetration).

Basically the name says it all read on…

Uncensored SheSoCrazy.com version coming soon!

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It Ate His Face Trailer

Here’s the new trailor for It Ate His Face, written and directed by Aramis Sartorio (aka Tommy Pistol). It’s currently still in the works due to funding issues, if you’d like to help him out on it by investing in what so far looks like a great film, or just want more info about the flick you can contact him at babyyettiproductions@gmail.com

Official Synopsis:

After setting out to research an unknown section of the great lakes in Michigin, four adventurous students find themselves battling crazed rednecks, and something lurking in the water the hasn’t evolved in over 250 million years. This pre-historic parasitic monster has turned the once quintessential eco-system in this small town flat on it’s back and all living creatures are soon finding themselves prey to it. Intially distracted by the good time they are having and the loss of their friend’s brother in a sick and twisted unexplained accident only a month before they find themselves trapped in a gruesome situation as old as time itself- will they kill or be killed? They will discover that this evolution phenominon is as deep and wide and dark as the great lake they came to research- if they survive.

DVD Review: Attack of the Staph Spider (2009)

Attack of the Staph Spider is short horror film starring and produced by Tommy Pistol of XXXorcist and Re-Penetrator, as a porn director whose lead star (Daisy Sparks) gets bit by a spider and.. well, gets some nasty oozing staph infection. There’s plenty of gorey silliness, pretty good acting as well and even some naked titties. Which is really all that matters to me in a film, indie or otherwise.

Chris Short Takes: Cavegirl (1985) & Hundra (1983)

Sure this is a romantic-comedy and has nothing to do with horror. So why am I talking about it? Because it’s Another USA Up All Night “classic”, it has Michelle Bauer naked and I’m really fucking bored.

The Rats (2001) DVD Review

The movie begins with a hot chick (Kim Poirier of Decoys 1 & 2, Dawn of the Dead remake) in a dressing room, trying on clothes.. she gets naked but it doesn’t show her tits! What the fuck? Hmmm.. hang on, a quick google “Kim Poirier naked” search shows her naked in the scene. Cocksucking Netflix and their rated R version!

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987)

an, I’m almost offended no one here at Horror Yearbook has reviewed this classic yet! This is one of the best treasures the 80′s gave us and so much better than the original, if you ask me! USA Up All Night used to play this all the time when I was a teenager, but when that show went off the air and we eventually entered the era of DVDs, Mary-Lou became a distant memory.

Xxxorcist (2006) Movie Review

You’ve probably heard of this spoof, if not, well.. you have now. It’s brought to us by same people who gave us Re-Penetrator (Read Review Here lead star, “punk rock princess” and anal queen, Joanna Angel and director Doug Sakamann of Troma and LBP (Low-Budget Productions) fame.

Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre – Movie Review

If you’re like me (and I know both the people who look at this site are) you think even the best slasher flick could be even better if only it had some hard-core sex. Unfortunately, the horror-porn genre is a terribly small one and most the shit is just a crappy novelty at best.

Manhunt 2 Banned?

This just came out on Halloween and apparently, “hackers” already figured out a way to uncensor some of this game’s brutal violence. So, copies had to be pulled and repackaged and blah blah blah, the ESRB threatened to re-rate it in the U.S. as Adults Only, which forced Rockstar Games to water down some of the game’s violence.

Resident Evil Extinction – Lazy Movie Review

First off, I dug the first two Resident Evil movies. They were decent enough in themselves and had action. Extinction however.. dull, dull, dull. It wasn’t even close to Carrie meets Mad Max of the Living Dead like i’d expected.

Re-Penetrator: Chris’ Short Takes

Troma and LBP (Low-Budget Productions) vet. Doug Sakmann brought us this is parody porn (the best kind if you ask me) a few years back. Having never heard anything about it other than the name, I soon forgot all about it. Then, a few months ago it randomly popped back into my head and was surprisingly easy to score a copy of, so duh.. I watched it.

The Haunting Hour: Don’t Think About It: Chris’ Short Takes

Oh one last thing, when the movie ends, the actress who played the goth chick sings the film’s theme song, so be ready to hit Stop. Hell, may as well hit your kids then too.

Captivity Our Second Attempt at a Review

Finally, after so much bullshit persecution Captivity hits the screen. Now, honestly, I didn’t think this film was going to be all that great. The previous footage I’d seen of it gave off a bad Lifetime movie meets Die Hard vibe (and I’m not just making that reference due to Die Hard 4 being resent).

Resident Evil 4 Already?

With the third Resident Evil installment; Extinction still months away from theatrical release, negotiations for Resident Evil 4 are already in the works.

Chicago Massacre: Richard Speck (Chris’ Short Take)

If you don’t know who Richard Speck is, basically he was just this hick that killed a bunch of nurses in the 60′s. I’ll admit I was disappointed that this film wasn’t like some “naughty nurse” slasher flick but, it’s a true story so I can only blame Richard Speck himself.