The girls of Theta Pi. Some will live…most will die. SORORITY ROW begins full swing in the middle of the annual Theta Pi sorority freshman pledge night. I immediately began feeling punch drunk myself from the chaotic camera work and rapid fire MTV styled editing. Then things get grounded in more familiar slasher film territory – an elaborate meanspirted prank that backfires in a big way and turns deadly. This time around the prank involves roofies, a faked overdose, and the sheer hilarity of dead body disposal. The fun is short lived and the male victim of the prank freaks out for real and plunges a tire iron into the chest of his supposedly dead lover.

The girls promptly panic and begin arguing about what to do. The head bitch in charge of the prank has her own future in mind and decides that dumping her sorority sister’s dead body down an abandoned well is the best solution. There’s an entire side plot about this bitch trying to impress the evil and powerful father of her boyfriend, but it exists only to stretch the running time and eventually fades out like a dying rat. Anyways, the girls dump the body and everybody makes the promise to keep their mouths shut.

Nick and his friends go to a racetrack for an afternoon of high velocity thrills. The day of fun turns deadly in an instant when a horrible crash causes burning wreckage to fly into the crowd, killing several people. Only moments before the deadly crash, Nick has a strange premonition that shows him in graphic detail exactly who will be dying and how. In a panic, Nick manages to drag his friends and a few other random people who get caught in the fray out of the stadium just before all Hell breaks loose.