Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! The next several weeks are looking bleak as far as Brain Hammer approved horror dvd releases are concerned. Since I won’t be posting a weekly DVD PICKS column for a while I thought this would be a good time to put together a list of 30 horror dvds that are all tentatively scheduled for release sometime in the not too distant future. LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
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Gory greetings! Check out this week’s Brain Hammer approved horror dvds, both of which hit stores Tuesday 06/24/08: Killer’s Moon & Simon, King of the Witches
Dr. Ramzi (Danny Gochnauer), a medical deviant who enjoys torturing his patients, is killed by a fellow demented doctor and buried in the basement of a mental health facility. Twenty years later, the hospital is up and running again and a Jane Doe (Cheryl Lawson) arrives at the institute with amnesia. Upon her arrival, a major earthquake rocks the building, unearthing the now undead Dr. Ramzi and his legion of zombie patients, who are eager to help him continue his gruesome work.
A few weeks ago I got an e-mail from Molly asking me if I would be interested in reviewing a fucked up movie called CALAMITY OF SNAKES that a friend of HYB’s was distributing. She even assured me that it would be a really fun movie to watch while drunk or high.
Gory greetings! Check out this week’s selection of Brain Hammer approved horror dvds, all of which hit stores Tuesday 06/10/08! - Curse of the Devil - The Signal - Werewolf’s Shadow
Actress Kim Richards is one of the sexiest chicks I’ve ever seen. She’s become my ultimate time machine fantasy. I want to take a time machine back to 1984, find Kim Richards on the set of MEATBALLS II and fuck her brains out!
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Check out this week’s Brain Hammer approved horror dvd releases, all of which hit stores Tuesday 06/03/08: THE POSSESSION OF JOEL DELANEY - STUDENT BODIES -DIRTY HARRY ULTIMATE COLLECTORS EDITION
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Check out this week’s list of Brain Hammer approved horror dvd releases, all of which hit stores Tuesday May 27: Dario Argento Collection - Masters of Murder Collection - Visions of Hell: The Films of Jim Vanbebber
Gory greetings! Check out this week’s Brain Hammer approved horror dvd releases, all of which hit stores Tuesday 05/20/08! Brain Hammer approved horror dvds hitting stores Tuesday May 20: GRAPES OF DEATH - LUCKER THE NECROPHAGOUS - NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
Fans of George A. Romero’s classic DAWN OF THE DEAD might not recognize the name Jim Krut but they would immediately recognize his face. Well, perhaps not his face as much as everything slightly above his eyebrows, all of which was memorably torn away by the whirring blades of the WGON helicopter! That’s right, Jim Krut is none other than the uncredited actor now well known to hardcore horror fans as the helicopter zombie!
Gory greetings! Welcome to a very special edition of Brain Hammer’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT. This week’s PICKS are a terrible trio of cult classic 80’s exploitation flicks from the notorious Spanish writer, producer, and director Juan Piquer Simon. Juan grew up raised on a diet of classic American cinema in his native Spain and considers himself an adamant fan of fantasy, thriller and horror films. Juan Piquer Simon’s efforts are infamous for being so bad, that they’re actually good. Simon has even been called the Spanish answer to Ed Wood.
I’m a huge fan of his flicks, especially the ones featured in this column. Something about the horrible dubbing, the incoherent editing, the incomprehensible plots, the tacky synthesized music; it all adds up to create pure movie magic! For all of their many, many faults, Simon’s flicks are hysterically funny and entertaining as Hell. They also deliver the goods in the splatter and sleaze departments, with plenty of scenes of flesh ripping ferocity. In honor of the one and only Juan Piquer Simon, LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Check out this week’s Brain Hammer approved horror dvd releases, both of which hit stores Tuesday 05/06/08!
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Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! It’s a good week to be a horror fan. Check out this week’s incredible list of Brain Hammer approved dvd releases, all of which hit stores Tuesday 04/29/08!
Brain Hammer approved dvds hitting stores 04/29/08:
Gory greetings! This latest edition of PICKS FROM THE CRYPT features a terrible trio of cult classic 80’s horror flicks that boldly go where Ridley Scott had already went in ‘79. I’m talking OUTER SPACE baby! Well, not really outer space because that would cost too much money. In these flicks the ghastly alien horrors of outer space come to Earth and wreck havoc on humanity. LET THE CHEST BURSTING BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
Check out this week’s Brain Hammer approved horror dvd releases, hitting stores Tuesday 04/22/08.