My favorite thing about Eli Roth is that horror fans are jealous of him. He’s not an overweight loser in a trench coat, or someone who always dresses in black and has bad tattoos — basically he doesn’t look like your typical horror fan. He also gets to do cool things like go to the Oscars with Quentin Tarantino and appear on Chelsea Lately. All things horror directors don’t normally get to do. And for some reason these things make a lot horror fans green with envy.
But why is he holding hands with Peaches Geldof at the Oscars!?! Gross! What was Eli thinking! I hoped he washed his hands afterwards.
If you do not know who Peaches Geldof is, Dlisted, the website where I stole these pictures from, says “just stick your finger up your b-hole, pull it out, smell it, and that pretty much sums her up.”
I couldn’t explain it any better! However, I still bet these pictures piss some horror fans off. Face it… You will never be as cool as Eli Roth!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! He\’s gonna catch something for sure!!!!!!
This isn’t surprising to me, as a mate of mine knows Eli well and makes numerous claims, namely:
-that Eli has a pretty serious coke “habit”,
-that Eli’s bed buddies get younger as he gets older,
-and that he has a sexual compulsion that borders on addiction.
I refused to believe this about the great Mr. Roth, but it all makes sense now; of course he would date Peaches “fuck and suck anyone for a grain of blow” Geldof (she’s someone I know quite well from the London club scene).
Damnit, must all my directing idols be yayo addicts and pedos?!
Disclaimer: this is all here-say coming from my mate who works in the entertainment industry and has effectively lost his soul in the process. Believe at your own risk.
I Don’t the man never really had problem with except the comment about Hostel 2, I just hate his work