JAWS OF SATAN (1981)

Directed by Bob Claver (ironically, a man who directed 11 episodes of “Charles in Charge)

Starring: Fritz Weaver (CREEPSHOW), Gretchen Corbett, Jon Korkes, Diana Douglas (Michael Douglas’ mom), and poster woman for any teenage boy who grew up in the early 90′s, Christina Applegate (“Married With Children”, Anchorman, and that shitty ABC show that your girlfriend liked)

This time, Moronic Mark takes on the best movie ever made in Alabama about killer snakes. Ok, it’s the only movie made about killer snakes that was shot in Alabama, but it wasn’t all that bad. It does have a good performance from Fritz Weaver and it’s a better movie than that movie with Christina Applegate where she falls in love with James Marshall who got his hands amputated from a backhoe assault from bullies and he becomes a techno DJ. What was that movie called? VIBRATIONS. Man, that movie sucked. Ok, I digressed…

JAWS of SATAN is not too bad, even though it does have some extra heaping helpings of cliches.

Enjoy