Title: Chained Heat 2
Directed by Lloyd A. Simandl
Tagline: ‘One woman in prison. One woman wants her out, one woman wants her.’
Synopsis: An innocent woman is sent to a Czech prison, where the sadistic warden and guards rape and perform bizarre sex acts on the prisoners.
Synopsis courtesy of IMDB.com
Warden: Brigitte Nielsen as Magda Kassar
Innocent Prisoner: Kimberley Kates as Alex Morrison
Breast Count: 10 To be honest I lost track.
Shower Scenes: 1
Lesbian Sex Scenes: I guess 2. This is that kind of crap film that cuts away during the sex scenes. There are some shower scenes of women washing each other.
On Friday, Sept 10th at superior court central Prague, Karen Lotsky was sentenced to 8 years at Rasik Penitentiary for the possession of an unspecified quantity of narcotics…
Though there were numerous indications that the prosecution had fabricated evidence nothing was ever done about it…
And that’s how the ‘Chained Heat 2′ voice over begins…well it’s way longer but I spared you the details. The woman they speak of, Karen Lotsky, did not survive her stint at Rasik, so ‘Chained Heat 2′ is actually about Alex Morrison who is also framed for drug possession and moved into Rasik Penitentiary. She is introduced to the butch warden played by Sylvester Stalone’s ex-wife (Brigitte Nielsen) who went on to have sex with Flavor Flav (that should be enough to make any man shoot himself) and her bitchy assistant who doesn’t care for junkies. The joke is Bridgette is a junky herself. Meanwhile Alex’s sister is on the outside desperately trying to help her sister get out of jail before she ends up like Karen. And that’s all I’m going to say about the plot. I don’t want to spend more time writing about it then they did writng the script.
‘Chained Heat 2′ had all the right things going for it, like lots of boobs and lesbian sex scenes. The problem is that they would cut away from the sex scenes right before they started, leaving me to wonder, what the hell did they make a ‘Chained Heat 2′ for? Not to see Bridgette Nileson act, that’s for sure. She also never gets naked but she does snort & smoke a lot of heroin which was fun to see. For the most part though, the movie was a complete bore. Even Kimberley Kates’ cute little red bush is not enough to save it.
The best part of ‘Chained Heat 2′ is ‘Bobo,’ a crazy transvestite who was put in the women’s prison by accident. When he started making clothes (lingerie) for the warden she allowed him to stay. He has his own pad in the basement with his own art studio included. Bobo takes a liking to Alex and protects her throughout the film.
How a film about women in prison, who are forced to be prostitutes and star in porn films to support the butch warden’s drug habbit, is not fun, beats the crap out of me. I hope ‘Chained Heat 3′ is better!
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