This may be the most disturbing thing I have ever posted about on Horror Yearbook — Robert Pattinson underwear! The first few images that came to my mind when I saw them could have potentially landed me in jail. However, the thoughts of 16-year-old girls running around in Pattinson panties were quickly cut short by the thoughts of Twilight fans like, Nutty Madam, stretching poor Robby’s mouth over her Va-Jay-Jay! I actually puked in my mouth a little.
I don’t know where you can buy a pair of these underwear, because I’m honestly too physically ill to do any research, but you may want to check the Robert Pattinson Blog for more info.

UPDATE: Even the Pattinson fansite thinks these are tasteless and cross the line!
Editor Update: You can get non-pervy Bella and Edward thongs from Amazon










WHY IS HIS FACE ON THE INSIDE!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
1st of all they ARE NOT ROBERT they are EDWARD
2sd GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS whoever cam up with this idea needs a LIFE
Rob’s Angel anyone else going 2 B sick
and I doubt ROBERT would endors this eithier
Isn’t Robert and Edward the same person? They also look homemade. Also Kevin Nutty Madame is our friend you shouldn’t be rude to her.
I think they are sweet!!!
I am a HUGE Robert fan, but these are nasty. And why IS his face on the inside?? That is just so gross and perverted. I would love to see Robert’s face if someone showed him these……
EWEWEWEWEWEW so grosssss
Man. I can just feel him right under my ******. Gross. Nasty. Fool. It’s like “EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GET OUT OF THERE EDWARD!!!!!!!!! I”M ONLY 14!!!!!!!!!! Jeez. That artist must really think we’re THAT crazy. Sicko.
LOLLLOLLLOLLLLOLLLOLLLLL
i dont really give a shit about robert pattison.
so this is just effing hilarious to me.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
people in this world…
*pattinson
i cnt believ it tkk ths lng to crete these. i cnt waat to git robert pattison\\\\\\\’s face my va jay jay
The panties were made as a gag gift by one of my readers. Trust me, there is a story behind these undies. I should know – I am the owner. If you want to read more, please go to my blog – http://twitarded.blogspot.com/2009/10/pattinson-panties-edward-undies-we-got.html
woooo where do i get them!!?!? hahaha
Ewww. That is disturbing and sick.
I cried laughing so hard, these are amazing. My cheeks hurt because I can’t stop. I hope he loves these, that’s what you get for being in mainstream porn lmao
It is the perfect pair of panties, only if there was a replica of his tongue attached to his face on the inside. LICK it BOBBY!