Robert Pattinson Panties

This may be the most disturbing thing I have ever posted about on Horror Yearbook — Robert Pattinson underwear! The first few images that came to my mind when I saw them could have potentially landed me in jail. However, the thoughts of 16-year-old girls running around in Pattinson panties were quickly cut short by the thoughts of Twilight fans like, Nutty Madam, stretching poor Robby’s mouth over her Va-Jay-Jay! I actually puked in my mouth a little.

I don’t know where you can buy a pair of these underwear, because I’m honestly too physically ill to do any research, but you may want to check the Robert Pattinson Blog for more info.

UPDATE: Even the Pattinson fansite thinks these are tasteless and cross the line!

Editor Update: You can get non-pervy Bella and Edward thongs from Amazon :P

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15 Responses to “Robert Pattinson Panties”


  1. 1 Michelle Stimpson Oct 29th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    WHY IS HIS FACE ON THE INSIDE!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

  2. 2 Angel Oct 29th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    1st of all they ARE NOT ROBERT they are EDWARD

    2sd GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS whoever cam up with this idea needs a LIFE

    Rob’s Angel anyone else going 2 B sick
    and I doubt ROBERT would endors this eithier

  3. 3 wil Oct 29th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Isn’t Robert and Edward the same person? They also look homemade. Also Kevin Nutty Madame is our friend you shouldn’t be rude to her.

  4. 4 AM Oct 29th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    I think they are sweet!!!

  5. 5 RobFan Oct 29th, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    I am a HUGE Robert fan, but these are nasty. And why IS his face on the inside?? That is just so gross and perverted. I would love to see Robert’s face if someone showed him these……

  6. 6 Jemima Oct 29th, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    EWEWEWEWEWEW so grosssss

  7. 7 Samantha Fischer Oct 30th, 2009 at 12:38 am

    Man. I can just feel him right under my ******. Gross. Nasty. Fool. It’s like “EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GET OUT OF THERE EDWARD!!!!!!!!! I”M ONLY 14!!!!!!!!!! Jeez. That artist must really think we’re THAT crazy. Sicko.

  8. 8 notafan Oct 30th, 2009 at 7:04 am

    LOLLLOLLLOLLLLOLLLOLLLLL

    i dont really give a shit about robert pattison.
    so this is just effing hilarious to me.
    LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

    people in this world…

  9. 9 notafan Oct 30th, 2009 at 7:06 am

    *pattinson

  10. 10 twilight fan Oct 30th, 2009 at 9:40 am

    i cnt believ it tkk ths lng to crete these. i cnt waat to git robert pattison\\\\\\\’s face my va jay jay

  11. 11 Jenny Jerkface Oct 31st, 2009 at 10:39 am

    The panties were made as a gag gift by one of my readers. Trust me, there is a story behind these undies. I should know – I am the owner. If you want to read more, please go to my blog – http://twitarded.blogspot.com/2009/10/pattinson-panties-edward-undies-we-got.html

  12. 12 margaret Oct 31st, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    woooo where do i get them!!?!? hahaha

  13. 13 Lovrina Nov 1st, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Ewww. That is disturbing and sick.

  14. 14 Psshhhhhhh Nov 2nd, 2009 at 1:50 am

    I cried laughing so hard, these are amazing. My cheeks hurt because I can’t stop. I hope he loves these, that’s what you get for being in mainstream porn lmao

  15. 15 shell Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:59 am

    It is the perfect pair of panties, only if there was a replica of his tongue attached to his face on the inside. LICK it BOBBY!

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