ALIEN SPECIES
(1996)
Directed by Peter Maris (CAN IT BE LOVE aka SPRING BREAK SORORITY BABES)
Starring Charles Napier (for 7 minutes), Hoke Howell, some other people, crap computer graphics and men in monster suits.

Moronic Mark finally learns what his bad movie quota is in order to get his soul back. So after this review, he’s got 622 left. Movie 623 (if you’re counting backward) is the INDEPENDENCE DAY knockoff, ALIEN SPECIES. Poor Charles Napier, he’s in this one, but luckily for 7 minutes.

It’s pretty bad when the KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE have a more menacing lair then this movie. Totally tideous, but somehow Mark makes it through with the help of Journey and MALLRATS.