In 2006 Scott Glosserman brought us the mockumentary, Behind the Mask, about an aspiring slasher named Leslie Vernon. Well it seems Vernon is back!

The man behind the mask popped up on Twitter and Facebook recently. So if you’re really bored and lame, you can now follow Vernon’s Tweets about meditating, eating and other random stupid crap.

Great! Not only does he have a girls’ name, but he also Tweets about what he had for lunch that day (This is honestly some stupid fuckery). I bet he is the kind of guy who would hang out with the dorks over at Dread Central.