What is with all these F-ing date changes? I need to start an entire new horror website just to keep track of them all. You can ignore our 2009 Upcoming Horror movie schedule because 90% of it is wrong.

First Martin Scorsese’s Shutter Island was moved from 10-2-09 to mid-February 2010, in an effort to “maximize the overall success”… Whatever the hell that means, and now Horror-Movies.ca says that Carriers was dumped from theaters altogether. (Pandorum was also changed from 9-18 to 9-25-09)

Paramount Vantage is closing, so the film will reportedly only be released in 10 theaters, meaning most fans will have to catch it on DVD. That opens a gap in September leaving us stuck with watching; Sandra Bullock’s All About Steve or that crappy looking Gamer movie! I know what I will be doing that weekend… Staying home!

Here is the updated theater schedule, although I have my suspicions about Night of the Demons, since we have not heard shit about it in a long time…

August

The Final Destination and Halloween 8-28-09

September

Sorority Row (R) 9-11-09 (Watch Trailer)
Jennifer’s Body (R) 9-18-09 (Watch Trailer)
Pandorum (R) 9-25-09 (Watch Trailer)

October

Night of the Demons (Not Yet Rated) 10-9-09
Zombieland (R) 10-9-09 (Watch Trailer)
The Stepfather (PG-13) 10-16-09 (Watch Trailer)
The Vampire’s Assistant (PG-13) 10-23-09 (Watch Trailer)
Saw VI (R) 10-23-09

November

The Box (PG-13) 11-6-09 (Watch Trailer)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon 11-20-09 (Watch Trailer)

December — Nothing in December unless you consider Avatar on the 18th or The Lovely Bones — for some reason other horror websites keep pushing this — on the 11th.