I’m not sure how Brad Fuller fell into the cushy job of being a “producer” for Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes, but I know he must pray everyday that it never ends, because if it does end, he will be forced back to the life of obscurity that he came from.
Fuller seems to have the same roots as Michael Bay, producing softcore porn until making the huge jump to Hollywood blockbuster status, and by “blockbuster” I mean visiting the “already done graveyard” to dig up old ideas. Fuller’s claim to fame is taking classic horror films and turning them into polished turds to be sold to a new generation of bored teens. So far Fuller has delivered four remakes and one PG-13 jewish propaganda film disguised as a horror film, making one wonder what he would ever do if Bay stopped spoon feeding him. I shouldn’t have to point out how much little talent it takes to take an old movie and update it, especially if you’re just the “producer” of the film. I wonder exactly what Brad Fuller does besides getting jerked off by Bloody Disgusting and posing for pictures next to cars. What does he actually “produce?”
Well at least washed up music video directors know, as long as Fuller is employed, there is always a chance they will have work. I wonder what remake gem he will deliver next!
Brad Fuller’s IMDB Credits
Friday the 13th (2009) (producer)
The Unborn (2009) (producer)
The Horsemen (2009) (producer)
The Hitcher (2007) (producer)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) (producer)
The Amityville Horror (2005) (producer)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) (executive producer)
Emmett’s Mark (2002)
… aka Killing Emmett Young (USA: video title)
Virtual Girl 2: Virtual Vegas (2001) (V) (producer)
A Better Way to Die (2000) (producer)
Virtual Girl (1998) (V) (producer)
Hilarious. We think the same. Yesterday I meant to Google Fuller’s name expecting to find pics of him with a cock in his mouth. How did this guy become a Producer?!
how did this guy become a producer? blowjobs….plain and simple
I am so sick of this guy. He hasn\’t offered the world anything.
I used to think there were 3 kinds of people. The creative types and the hard workers. The creative types usually don\\\’t get motivated and sit around being lazy with no ideas. Then there\\\’s the hard workers. They work hard for a living and usually end up being very blow collared. Then there was the weird hybrid, someone with good ideas and good work ethic.
Brad Fuller is none of the above. He\\\’s a weird animal, getting where he is through weird circumstances, most likely nepotism, doing no real work, offering nothing new, being bland with overused ideas an passing off turds as golden. Fuck you Fuller!
Here is a quote from him that I find hilarious.
“[The bloggers] haven’t read that script, so when they can criticise something they know nothing about, that doesn’t resonate with me,” he said. “It’s where they go after us personally and say that we just do it for the money and all of the things that they’ve repeatedly been saying, which only bothers me because if I really wanted to make money, I’d be making much bigger-budgeted movies at this point.”
What I find curious is that this venal attack comes from an anonymous critic. So we can only guess what works of genius “Wil” has contributed to the horror genre. My guess is that he hasn’t contributed anything at all — except some snarky blogs. Like most critics, he is a parasite — who could not exist if there weren’t people out there who actually make films. It’s the easiest thing in the world to kncok something, but something altogether to go out and make something. Even the crappiest remake is worth a thousand jeering film reviews. And this blog is even less than that. Not only does it NOT say anything insightful about any particular film (except to make a vague reference to Jewish propaganda” — what the f*ck is that all about?), but it smacks of adolescent naivete. Wil clearly possesses neither experience in nor insight into the film business. Nor does he have the vaguest idea how films get made or produced.