The first two “Amateur Porn Star Killer” movies were horrible, unwatchable pieces of crap that more people spent fast forwarding through than actually watching. Billed as “disturbing,” “frightening” and “mesmerizing” in reality they were little more than boring, self indulgent home movies. The films offered zero suspense, featured less hard core sex than the free previews available at thousands of porn websites and had no gore whatsoever. Watching one of these flicks is akin to sitting through a friend’s collection of home movies with the promise of seeing somebody getting fucked but in the end you see more of your buddy’s dick than anything else. While the sex has been amped up for this third film, it’s still just as boring and effortless as its predecessors. How hard could it possibly be to make good on a film called “Amateur Porn Star Killer?” It seems impossible for Shane Ryan, the star/producer/editor/writer/director of the “APSK” series who seems more interested in filming himself slapping trashy chick’s asses than formatting a watchable film. As with the first two flicks “Amateur Porn Star Killer 3” needs more porn, more killing and less amateur footage of Ryan filming his own cock.

Shot in the Cinema verite style popularized by “The Blair Witch Project” and “Cloverfield” the “APSK” films follow the exploits of a serial killer known only as Brandon (Shane Ryan). He picks up young women and after failing to bore the girls to death by talking to them about all kinds of bullshit he fucks them and kills them, all on video tape. For the third film Ryan follows the exact same format as the prior flicks but this time features more girls, which in turn means more boring conversation and more excuses for Ryan to videotape his favorite actor, his dick.

After sitting through uninspired and unconvincing footage of Brandon fondling, penetrating and killing three girls we’re then forced to take one of the most annoying car rides in the history of film with his latest victim. Brandon picks up Nikki (porn star Regan Reece) at a bus stop and the audience is then expected to sit though a thirty minute drive with two “actors” that have no business trying to retain anyone’s attention. The eventual pay off for enduing this plotless mess is mere seconds of blurry footage of Nikki kind of sucking Brandon’s cock. This film is a narcissistic waste of everyone’s time, especially that of the viewer. If you want to see Reece nude or getting plowed in the ass just google her name and click on one of the half million results rather than sit through this stupid mess. There are more black and white shots of empty highway than any scenes of pornography or killing in this misleading piece of shit. It’s nowhere near as hardcore or disturbing as the DVD’s packaging would like you to believe, the film fails on every level and is more or less “Hot Topic makes a snuff film.”
Outside of the fact that it features more women and more penetration than the prior 2 films I can’t think of good anything thing to say about “Amateur Porn Star Killer 3.” In a world where limitless pornography is a mere keystroke away and films like the “Guinea Pig’ series are available on mainstream websites like Amazon.com why anyone would waste their time and money on this is beyond me. And by casting Reece, a low rent Suicide Girl who’s appeared in over 50 hardcore porn flicks over the past 2 years as the main victim it seems that now the entire title of the film is pure bullshit.

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