Editor’s Note: I could only find two tiny pictures of the box art and a whole bunch of links to download this movie illegally free!?! This may be the only footage of Crystal Force 2 on the Interweb.
CRYSTAL FORCE 2: Dark Angel (1994)
Directed by James Mackinnon
Yup, another movie with “Dark Angel” in the secondary title and still no Jessica Alba.
Remember CRYSTAL FORCE? The guy in the monster suit movie that took place in a mansion with silly soap opera subplots and the video tape for the movie was all white? No. Well they made a sequel to that movie that’s even worse. It’s a Faust-like story about a bartender who loves a waitress in a bar that barely seats 25 people and the demon devil servant who talks for about 88% of this movie.
Don’t worry Mark will help you get through it all with game show sound effects, obscure movie references, and Conway Twitty.
What? Wet t-shirt contest? I\’m grabbing my paparazzi camera for that just like spring break 1999 & 2000 in Daytona Beach and Panama City Beach where I didn\’t get any because I\’ma dork and I never grew up with girls so I have no clue about how girls do their stuffs 10 years ago. Oh well!
This is sweet Mark Arnold! I haven\’t tried browsing around to look for more of your videos but I will in the future! See ya in a few weeks during Mike\’s bday! One.