Satan’s Screener: Kiss of the Vampire (2009)

KISS OF THE VAMPIE (2009)

Director: Joe Tornatore

Starring: Danial Goddard, Katherine Hawkes (who also wrote this sucker).

This dullzilla of a vampire movie suffers from vampires who roar more than bite and a weak script written by an actress in order to put herself over and get more screentime (who does she think she is? David Heavener?)

Somehow Moronic Mark was able to pull something out of this snoozefest (which much help by Robert Carradine), even though his basement was flooded and his lighting was bad.

Suckiness, you’re soaking in it!

Enjoy!


Worst movie of 2009?

1 Response to “Satan’s Screener: Kiss of the Vampire (2009)”


  1. 1 Jerry Mar 17th, 2009 at 1:11 am

    This is another great one.
    Loved The Empire Strikes Back reference!!

    Let The Right One In was very good!!

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