Writing reviews to me is like pulling teeth, especially when its 11:00am and I’m completely sober. So for me to even bother you know this shit must be great right?

Anyway, Attack of the Staph Spider is an awesome new short horror film starring and produced by Tommy Pistol of XXXorcist and Re-Penetrator, as a porn director whose lead star (Daisy Sparks) gets bit by a spider and.. well, gets some nasty oozing staph infection. There’s plenty of gorey silliness, pretty good acting as well and even some naked titties. Which is really all that matters to me in a film, indie or otherwise.

Also, to me at least, shorts tend to be boring and even if they only run 20 minutes, they seem way too long. This one however, I was actually disappointed to see end. Fortunately, however there are two others in the works

Long story short: Only stupid commies with AIDS won’t like Attack of the Staph Spider.

Backseat Film Festival screened it this weekend, other than there I’m not sure where you can check it out

For the trailor and more info on this great short, you can check their myspace page.