Here is a time line for my attempt to watch Flu Birds a second time on 11-26-08.

2:00pm Buy 1 donut and Rock Star Energy drink at 7-11.
2:15pm Buy 1 pint of Jim Beam
2:45pm Donut, energy drink and Jim Beam entirely consumed.
3:00pm Decide I need more beer.
3:25pm Try to order one of those KFC chicken buckets, too drunk to speak, cashier gives me some nasty, looking Taco Bell nacho box instead.
3:35pm Buy 30pack of Miller Light
3:45pm Miller Light box breaks all over Connecticut ave Washington D.C..
3:50pm I watch crack head and nerdy chick pick up my beers while I sit on the ground with my head in my hands.
4:00pm I try to walk home 30 busted beers in Taco Bell bag.
4:20pm I eat spilled Taco sludge off beer cans while standing over the sink.
4:40pm Start watching Flu Birds. I decide the mutant killer birds are the greatest thing I have seen in the last year. I decide the acting is just as bad or worst than Return to Sleepaway Camp. I pass out drunk around 5pm, still never finished the film, but have to return it to the Red Box the next day.

I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving!