I have been telling you for months that the fans of the Twilight books and movie are — Overweight, creepy, middle-aged, fat-women that are CRAZY!

This report from TMZ.com proves it! “Things got nasty at San Francisco’s Stonestown Galleria this morning when a crowd of roughly 3000 anxious tweens grew out of control while waiting for a chance to see ‘Twilight’ star Robert Pattinson. The crowd — nearly 10 times larger than event officials prepared for — mutated into a mob scene when a push to get into the mall got so wild, that several kids fell under the crush. One girl reportedly broke her nose and another fainted. No arrests were made and the event was canceled for obvious reasons.”

I know the report says it involved “tweens” but I’m guessing that is because TMZ doesn’t know any better. It was probably the fat cows stomping the tweens, causing broken noses and fainting because they had to go without a donut for 15-minutes.

Hot Topic promised 500 fans a chance to purchase a Twilight T-shirt and a chance to meet Pattinson, however, 3,000 losers instead of 500 showed up.

MTV.com reports that according to comments on the Lexicon Blog, “the event was a disaster due to poor organization and planning, with just one security guard responsible for corralling thousands of screaming fans.”

“There was one security guy trying his best to control everyone, but soon there were more fans. … Hot Topic and the mall should have organized this better,” user Patty wrote. “I mean, come on, only 500 people were going to be allowed. I see why it turned into chaos. Everyone wanted to be part of the 500, including myself!!”

“All those who pushed, shoved and disobeyed should be ashamed of themselves,” user Returned Secrets wrote. “It is stuff like this that will continue to propagate the stigma of ‘Twilight’ fans as uncontrollable screaming girls. I feel sorry for those who tried to be on good behavior and were injured in the process.”

Sorry Secrets its not “the stigma of ‘Twilight’ fans as uncontrollable screaming girls” but the stigma that Twilight fans are over indulging, fat, nut cases and uncontrollable screaming girls. A very, very dangerous mix that could result in the end of the world as we know it.

** This article was written during the HYB U.S. Tour and while heavily influenced by Jim Beam.