A Scream Queen reality show with Charm School like characters and American Top Model like elements would be a dream come true, unfortunately I just don’t see it happening. VH1’s new reality TV show Scream Queens premieres Monday, October 20 at 10:00 PM, but I don’t see any potential Saaphyri Windsor or New York type characters. I also don’t see director James Gunn being the new Simon Cowell, and Shawnee Smith is sure as hell no Ms. Jay, although she may turn out to be as lame as Paula Abdul.

Judge for yourself by watching the tailer below.