Bella and Edward are some sneaky bastards, for trying to fool Twilight fans with this so-called “new and final” Twilight poster. Twilight fans may be lonely and overweight but they are not stupid. All Bella and Edward did was switch sides. Originally Edward was on the left and now he is on the right, there is nothing “new” about this, and I think the dedicated fans deserve better. Also if this is the “final” poster what will they talk about until November 11th? Their cats and what they ate may be some of their favorite topics but even that gets old after awhile. Maybe if the studio cuts the Twilight propaganda for a few weeks, it will motivate some of them to go out and get some exercise…Nah, they will just find something else to obsess over.

Below are the two posters; the original and the “final” poster. Don’t be fooled!

Original

Final