I thought the whole David Duchovny “sex addict” thing was a PR stunt for his new TV show, Californication, but I guess I was wrong. He really is addicted to sex, and he is passing his time in rehab by reading VMA host, Russell Brand’s book, My Booky Wook.

A source close to David has said:

“David has been greedily devouring Russell’s pieces on the topic in his autobiography ‘My Booky Wook’, his interviews, podcasts and stand-up routines. Women throw themselves at your feet when you become a celebrity. David and Russell became dependent upon it to relax after their busy jobs.” via – Holy Moly

Russell Brand getting laid because he is “famous” makes me embarrassed to be a woman. I mean have you seen the guy? It would be like banging Fozzy Bear and Fozzy is probably funnier.