Yesterday when I solved the mystery on why the Twilight books and film (Fat Chicks Love Twilight) are so popular, I forgot that second to food fat chicks LOVE vampires. Why fat chicks are drawn to vampires like an all you can eat buffet may never solved, this post is not about that, its about the skinnier Twilight fans.

We got a few e-mails about our article but one Twilighter caught my attention, because she was… NICE to me! Even after I was a “meany” for having the the nerve to call fat people fat, she didn’t yell and call me names back. She even agreed to let me publish her picture (left) to prove that not all Twilight fans are overweight. So other Twilight fans should applaud my new friend’s bravery by taking one for the team. She also got me to promise to be kinder and nicer to Twilighters in the future.

Still, I’m willing to bet that, Edward Cullen kicks himself in the ass because the groupies on this gig are not hotter. You know what they say Cullen; “More Cushin for the Pushin!”