Didn’t director Bill Corcoran listen to Uwe Boll? Tara Reid is the only reason why Alone in the Dark sucked. So why would he want her in his new film, Vipers? She will only muck it up. Maybe it is because her breasts look like they were already bitten by a snake and they could save some money on the SFX. Plus she can’t cost that much, could she?

Corcoran is teaming up with the man who brought us Scarecrow Gone Wild (sadly the better of the three Scarecrow films), to release Vipers on DVD September 23rd. It also stars a bunch of actors from Stargate SG-1.

Synopsis:

When some genetically enhanced vipers are released during a break-in at a medical research laboratory, it results in plenty of slithery problems in this terror tale. As the sinister snakes eat everything in their path and reproduce at an alarming rate, a group of locals trapped in a hotel on an isolated island tries to escape.