Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Check out this week’s Brain Hammer approved horror dvd releases, both of which hit stores Tuesday 05/06/08!

Brain Hammer approved dvds hitting stores 05/06/08:

THE CAR (remastered disc): Universal

Fasten your seatbelts for the terrifying thrill ride that has become a cult classic! The peaceful tranquility of a small Western town is disturbed when a murderous car wreaks havoc by viciously mowing down innocent victims. New sheriff Wade Parent (James Brolin) may be the only one who can stop this menace in its tracks until he realizes that the driver of this indestructible vehicle is far more dangerous than any man. THE CAR is driven by pure evil!

With a digitally remastered picture, THE CAR has never been more thrilling, more chilling, or more explosively entertaining! THE CAR is Brain Hammer approved for two big reasons. First is the appearance of the one and only Kim Richards in the role of sweet little Lynne Marie. Any flick with Kim Richards in it is Brain Hammer approved. Second is the fact that demonic look of THE CAR was inspired by the late great Anton LaVey’s ghostly looking custom 1937 coffin-nosed Cord. That makes THE CAR both Brain Hammer tested and Satan approved!

TEETH (special edition): Dimension Extreme/Genius

Dawn (Sundance award winner Jess Weixler) is a pretty but prim high school virgin who unknowingly has a set of mutant teeth between her legs. When a supposedly like minded boyfriend forces himself upon her, Dawn’s ancient vagina dentata start chomping! That is just the beginning of this coming of age tale with a twist.

I haven’t seen this flick, but with a premise that fucked up it would have to try awfully hard to suck. Flicks with man eating vaginas are always Brain Hammer approved.