Not only is he the modern day Ed Wood, Uwe Boll somehow has no problem finding a way to keep producing crap. He has silenced his critics by beating them up in the boxing ring and he is always acting a fool. The man has found something that works and is running with it. No matter how many petitions we sign or bitch about him, nothing is going to stop him. Now he is fucking with Michael Bay, and in my book that makes him Awesome!
Bay is already fed-up with Boll already saying: “Can we stop talking about this guy! I never even heard his name till last week when he made threats and rants. The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate - but uses the word “retard” in his vocabulary, come on. When you look at his videos, what is interesting are the backgrounds. I guess his low rent offices, with 15 year old 3/4 machines, archaic computers, this is just some dumb chump trying to get some fame when he has none, so he has to make Youtube lame quality anger rants. Guy just want attention because he can’t get any for the so called movies he makes. Nothing sadder when he had his screening in LA to an over half empty movie house.
He is a troubled soul - let’s not waste time on talking about him please.”
But that has not stopped Boll. He sent an e-mail to Horror-movies.ca stating that his proposed boxing match with Bay is on.
“Hi here’s Uwe Boll, I’m very happy to say the fight is on. Boll Vs. Bay. It’s a rumble in the jungle 2, it will be in Kinshasa, Zaire. I think September 30th will be the fight. Boll against Bay. He agreed to do it, I’m very proud of it. So if you want to be there you need ten tickets from Postal opening May 23rd.
You bring these tickets and this will be the entry to the boxing fight, Boll against Bay. Or you can buy tickets on eBay or wherever else you can buy it, but I think the cheapest way is with the Postal tickets. OK,so Michael Bay, start training and I think you will go down to be honest. I think round three or round four you will go down in history, not only for the worst war movie ever: Pearl Harbour, no, also for the worst boxer in the ring against Uwe Boll ever. Thank you.” Uwe Boll
Bay’s lawyers are probably already preparing a cease and desist for Boll, because Michael Bay is a humorless bore, or who the hell knows maybe he isn’t and this is actually true. Guess we will find out on Sept 30th.
