HorrorYearbook’s Gary G. (the man that brought you: BEWARE THE EGG-HEADED DESTROYERS!!!, Leaders Of The Splat: Examination of Rob Zombie and Eli Roth, and Diary of a Dead Sub-Genre: An Examination of Man’s Inhumanity to Zombie Movies) is going head-to-head with 2Snaps.tv’s Andrew Walsh in IDOL WARS!

“2snaps.tv introduces IDOL WAR: ANDREW vs. GARY G. It’s like Dance War, but with talent. Here is how it works: 2Snaps resident reality show expert Andrew Walsh will go head to head with Horroryearbook.com’s Gary G in the most intense American Idol showdown since Ruben vs. Clay. They will each serve as Captain of their own Idol Crew. The top twelve will be split evenly between Andrew and Gary. As Captain of their teams they will offer support, criticisms, and a game plan for defeating the other team.”

The “COLONEL” GARY G. Speaks to David Archuleta:

“I don’t care how many Fundraising events you and your mom have headlined, you are not a damn Goodwill Ambassador, you’re a singer, and social message songs coming from a kid who may not have pubic hair is annoying. Act your age! You have a remarkably smoky, husky voice for such an infant, so get sexy with it. You know sex, right? Or maybe you don’t. Ask David Hernadez. He Knows! How about some old school Teddy Pendergrass, early Luther Vandross, Barry White. You have the voice for it, use it.”