Our writer Tyler Shainline just sent me this:

Two men were stabbed at a screening of the horror film The Signal. USA Today reports: “An unknown man had started stabbing at the theater seat and then he stabbed the victim. As he fled, he stabbed another victim sitting near the exit.”

“Sgt. Jason Schoen described the suspect as a heavyset white man with black hair in his late to mid 20s, and said he might have been the same person as an intoxicated man who was thrown out of the theater earlier in the day for being disruptive during a movie.”

The police should check out the director or producers, they probably went mad after they realized no one went to see their film. The Signal came in #37 this weekend earning just $144,836. In fairness it only opened on 160 screens with an average of $905 per screen.

The best part is that the movie was only paused then resumed when the police were finished with their investigation. Who the hell waited around to see the end?