Look at us just tossing away free advertising! Well we’re not greedy, why not spread some early Christmas Joy!!! Next year we’re charging for this type of shit, trust me! By letting, YOU, our friends at Horror Yearbook have a chance to get your copy of Dead Santa and Other Heartwarming Christmas Tales. Plus it fills up the site, I just cut & pasted their ad and the cover looks cool. So here you go, ENJOY!!!

Delirium Books will be re-stocking last year’s release of Dead Santa and Other Heartwarming Christmas Tales for all you shoppers interested in buying that special perverted loved one that one-of-a-kind gift. These make great stocking stuffers and GAG gifts, if you know what we mean. And copies can be inscribed at no extra cost. Order this title now and you will get free shipping, so that your gift will arrive before the holidays. Delirium will only be selling these through Dec. 15, 2006 and then they will go back into the deep recesses of the warehouse for another year. So order your copy today for the naughty person in your life…it’s much more fun than a lump of coal!

Sick of getting a lump of coal in your stocking every year? Well, 2006 is your year. Tell Santa (or your husband, wife, mistress, etc.) to surprise you with Shane Ryan Staley’s chapbook collecting 4 very twisted Christmas stories:

“This Wonderful Life”
“The Little Hummer Boy”
“Eggnog and Exlax”
“Dead Santa”

Signed perfectbound chapbook with full color cover: $9.95. ISBN 1-929653-78-6

BONUS: Have your book inscribed at no extra cost. All you have to do is type “Inscribe to” in the special instructions section of the shopping cart checkout, followed by the name you want it inscribed to. The author will inscribe something naughty from Santa in the copy before it ships!

Please note: This book is intended for adults, over the age of 18 only. Contains crude images, sexual situations and foul language…the 3 basic essentials to any good Christmas gift!

Click Tyra Banks in a fat suit to order your copy at Deliriumbooks.com