M. Night Shyamalan’s THE HAPPENING (based on Marky Mark Wahlberg who tears out of town when threatened by a natural disaster) poster is finally (?) here.

“We’ve Sensed It. We’ve Seen the Signs.”

Get it? It’s just like his old movies! Except they forgot to mention a few.

To correct the glaringly obvious omissions, I added the below text to the poster:

“We’ve Watched It Unable To Be Broken, But They Likely Forgot About That.”

“We’ve Stayed In The Village, Then Walked Out Angry.”

“We Didn’t Even Bother to Get Wet With the Lady In The Water and Disney Stopped Returning Shyamalan’s Calls.”

“And How About That American Express Commercial? That Sure Isn’t Winning Any Oscars. Unless They Make One For Most Pretentious Douche Who Squandered his Fame.”

Read More About M. Night Shyamalan’s THE HAPPENING Here.