Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Check out this weeks’ Brain Hammer approved dvd releases, hitting stores November 20:

BLOODY SCHOOL GIRLS Triple Feature (GIRLS NITE OUT, ONE DARK NIGHT, DUCK: THE CARBINE HIGH MASSACRE): Shriek Show/Media Blasters

Buy Bloody School Girls-Triple Feature

Yet another great triple feature from Shriek Show, this one highlighted by the 80’s classic “Girls Nite Out,” which is hands down my favorite 80’s slasher flick where a killer in an especially goofy looking bear suit runs around snuffing sorority sluts with a big pawfull of steak knives and calls them all bitches and whores while doing it!

Look for a great “phoned in” performance from Hal Holbrook in “Girls Nite Out.” He only appears in a couple of brief scenes (usually sitting down at a desk, on the telephone) yet somehow still receives star billing. The producers must have had photos of him blowing a guy or something. His chubby son co-”stars.” You might remember him as the fat guy who gets killed by Old Chief Wood’nhead in “Creepshow 2.″ Or not. Diehard fans of “Revenge Of The Nerds” (myself included) might enjoy seeing Julie Montgomery (Betty!) get the dutch oven treatment from her gassy love interest. Another putrid element of the film is the soundtrack, featuring stinky nuggets like “Hot Town Summer In The City” and “Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love In My Tummy.” A must-see, very enjoyable flick for the hardcore slasher enthusiasts!

Also included is “One Dark Night” with Meg Tilly locked in a mausoleum with a psychic vampire, and “Duck! The Carbine High Massacre,” which is a portrayal of two teenage outcasts and what led them to open fire on their fellow students and teachers before killing themselves. These flicks both sound like garbage to me, but for less than $20 this triple feature is well worth buying - if only for “Girls Nite Out.”

KEEP THE BLOOD FLOWING!!!