This just came out on Halloween and apparently, “hackers” already figured out a way to uncensor some of this game’s brutal violence. So, copies had to be pulled and repackaged and blah blah blah, the ESRB threatened to re-rate it in the U.S. as Adults Only, which forced Rockstar Games to water down some of the game’s violence.

“The actions, you have to actually stab the person, so you are doing the same actions it would take to stab somebody,” says one redneck communist to a WATE reporter in Knoxville, Tennessee. “If kids do that at an early age, it would have an effect on them.”

Because yea.. it’s not like kids never play war. Besides, if a kid’s playing a video game that means he’s not out killing cats, starting fires or playing doctor with the girl next door. Whatever.. people are stupid and getting “faggier” every day.

We can only hope Rockstar Games eventually releases the banned version of Manhunt 2.. Being that it’ll be Adults Only maybe they’ll even add like a rape bonus level. Until then though don’t worry, without even looking I found dozens of places to download the original uncut version. So if anyone actually gives a shit.. there ya go.

- Chris Cooper