Man, what happened to Milla Jovovich? I know you are supposed to gain weight while pregnant, but she has taken it to a new level. I figure Paul W.S. Anderson’s demon seed that is growing inside her must be really fucking hungry.

Milla told Grazia magazine: “I was craving bone marrow one day, and I scoured the whole of Paris searching for the leg of a cow. When I finally found what I was looking for, I cut it in half, digging out the yellowish substance, slathering it all over bread.”

She said: “Before I got pregnant, I really didn’t care about food. I saw it as fuel, not something to sit down and enjoy. As an actress and model, I lived on cigarettes and coffee, and jet-lag tended to kill off any appetite I had. My diet for most of this year has been - for breakfast, four eggs with bacon, toast and butter, if I was at home. Then if I was at a diner, I’d have a Mexican omelet, a stack of pancakes and strawberry milkshake.

“I’d stuff myself with cookies all morning - whatever was in the cupboard really - then I’d have a box of Krispy Kreme donuts for dessert. And I once ate two whole packs of coffee cake in one sitting. I’ve gained almost 70 pounds in the last 4 months!”

Milla, who is expecting a daughter in November with fiancé Anderson, currently weighs 193 pounds.

Now, for the horror fans that hate math, I will do it for you. Milla says she gained 70 pounds in 4 months. The average weight gain is 25–35 pounds over 9 months. That means she gained double the average in only half the time. That sounds extremely unhealthy.

And can anyone tell me what the hell “leg of a cow bone marrow yellowish substance” is?

- Molly Celaschi