Troma and LBP (Low-Budget Productions) vet. Doug Sakmann brought us this is parody porn (the best kind if you ask me) a few years back. Having never heard anything about it other than the name, I soon forgot all about it. Then, a few months ago it randomly popped back into my head and was surprisingly easy to score a copy of, so duh.. I watched it.
Good or bad, there isn’t too much story to this porno either. Tommy Pistol plays Doctor Herbert Breast, your typical horny mad scientist who brings a dead stripper (Hot Topic porn star, Joanna Angel) back to life via a shot of his glowing green serum. Once revived she wants dick.. and in every hole (that’s tactfully saying she takes it up the ass). After a 30 minute fuck scene that ends when she finally fucks the good Doc to death, she’s forced to do what any other zombie slut would do.. use the green shit to reanimate him, so that they can fuck some more.
This sounds great, right? Like, “man I have to rush out and see this shit immediately” great, right? Well.. fuck, this movie is far from great, it just sucks. While it’s obvious they weren’t trying to make anything other than a silly porno, this is mainly awful because Joanna Angel’s snatch is so torn up it looks like a rotten roast beef sandwich. You’d think she would try to hide those lips with pubes or something. You couldn’t even jerk-off to this if you were drunk. To me, Angel looks her best when you can’t see her pussy and she has no make-up on at all, like a hot drink, fight & fuck buddy. Unfortunately, you don’t see her like that at all in this film. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad this film exists, if not for that snatch this would have been fun. I urge everyone to check it out, just don’t expect something sexy or campy.. or look directly at Joanna Angel’s pussy if you have a weak stomach (it’s okay to look at her butthole).
Chris
