Since most of the horror movies I see these days are a chore to watch, I figured fuck it, I’ll lower the bar and give this kids movie a go. Some wholesome “spooky” gayness is good to cleanse the pallet once anyway.. or some shit.
This was based on a RL Stine story, you know, the Goosebumps guy. It’s about this little-Xena looking goth chick, who buys a book named “The Evil Thing” from that guy who played Jigsaw. It’s first page says “Don’t read aloud” but she does anyway, to scare her pussy kid brother (who reminds me why I hate children) and in doing so summons the monster from the book, who proceeds to “get” people. It’s a kid movie, what do you expect? Granted it’s basically a standard “safe” movie you can watch with your preteen kids, creepy adults should enjoy this movie too.. it sure beats watching episodes of Doctor Who from the 70′s that’s for sure.
Oh one last thing, when the movie ends, the actress who played the goth chick sings the film’s theme song, so be ready to hit Stop. Hell, may as well hit your kids then too.
Chris
