The idea behind the marketing campaign disguised as a J.J. Abrams film is to have websites and fans like us clammering for the next “mystery,” while running around trying to guess what the hell the movie is about.
They made a whole shit TV show off the idea called Lost, and if millions of idiots are dumb enough to fall for cheap cliff-hangers each week, why won’t they fill theaters for Cloverfield? It is genius and it makes me want to vomit that I have to participate in this crap!
Have we not learned anything from the Blair Witch? Nope!
So here is your daily dose of garbage courtesy of Dark Horizons:
There are large monsters
There are small monsters that grow from the scales of the large ones
They are carnivores and eat EVERYTHING in site.
There is no back story.
It is likely almost every character will die.
All the monsters are carnivores and eat people throughout.
