We slammed the non-film Death Walks the Streets for trying to do what After Dark is doing so well. Pulling the wool over our eyes, milking the horror genre then handing us steaming piles of shit. Fake billboard controversy, fake fan plants on our message boards and My Space, every gimmick they could think of to push Craptivity. Since so many fans shied away from our slamming of DWTS and with Eli Roth making good with The MPAA, I tried to support Captivity in the name of the greater good of the genre, but then was fucked in the ass by one of After Darks’ thousand MySpace Pages’ calling us “The Lamest Horror Website in Town.”

So I am happy to report that Captivity bombed, not even making $2million. I may play an idiot on the internet, but never truly thought if Hostel 2 couldn’t bring them in, that this movie would even have a prayer. It may have a second life on DVD, who knows. All I know is that my long support of After Dark Horrorfest is over. Even I am getting bored of them and their cheap tactics, and I am the king of cheap tactics.

Hey but you never know I may change my mind tomorrow, depends on how many whiskeys I have!

Doody Dan