By: dave kaufman

dave kaufman — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 16:08:04 +0000

As I grew up with Eli and his brothers I can attest to this theory of his being gay. Eli a few years ago asked me for some of my travel stories- and when I said after we sign a nondisclosure agreement, what did he do? He based a character on me in Cabin Fever- the stoner guy with the dog and then started using my name when he acts. His use of the name David Kaufbird- has led me to theorize that he has a latent crush on me. If you look at an interview I think it was Moviehole.net he did at the Toronto film Festival some years prior he tells how he took that pseudonym- he wanted to pay homage to me- or is it a secret crush? Many psychologists here in MA have watched his movies and postulated that his intense love of violence and fear of gays is rooted in his childhood- can we say possible victim of molestation? But hey these are just my theories.

By: Stevie

Stevie — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 04:41:06 +0000

I’ll take the bear Jew anytime mmm he’s so hott in inglorious basterds and I’m straight well I never thought a man was sexy until I seen inglorious basterds and Eli Roth played Donny the bear Jew! And he walks out from the darkness wooden bat in hand wife beater on chest hair showing I was like wow! So what I have a homoerotic fantasy for Eli roth! I wish he was gay

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