Back when I was a kid, before Internet porn, teens had to rely on “softcore” movies to help them with their private activities. For the ones lucky enough to have access to pay cable channels, this meant waiting fo their families to go to bed, then sneaking into their living rooms to see what erotic fantasies were on Cinemax or H.B.O. This resulted in man teens of the early 90s sitting through countles foreign films, bad teen comedies, and thoccasional erotic horror movie. It is also probably responsible for a generation brought up on bad movies, as well as certain losers like myself who cant stop buying infinite piles of crap on VHS in hopes of capturing their lost youth.With that said, let me introduce you to The Haunting of Morella. In no way am I suggesting this movie is crap, but to the casual observer it willonly seem poorly made and like a sad excuse to put some boobs on film (and by all means thats exactly what it is and what a great job it does). Screw the plot for now and lets focus on the amazing sex scenes. One (OK me!) could only have hoped to have watched this as a horny 14 year old, sitting in hisliving room, with one eye glued to the TV and one on the stairs, praying his mother didnt decide to get a glass of water at that very moment. To be honest I had to stop the movie after the first great sex scene (between a teen possessed by her dead mother and the teens boyfriend) to type this as a public service announcement. One of the better sex scenes ever filmed may be forgotten if someone doesnt sing the praises of The Haunting of Morella. Somewhere out there this movie sits all alone, covered in dust, on a video store shelf. One of the best pre-porn warm up films ever is probably being ignored and that is a real travesty. I beg of you, toss out those crappy Girls Gone Wild tapes and DVDs and go rescue poor Morella! Youll be glad you did. After you give it the fast forward treatment and move on to the hardcore stuff to finish yourself off, pop it back it in and really watch it because its not a bad horror movie either. If your not 18 and dont have Internet porn, or are 30 and still live with your mother, this is the perfect hidden spank movie. You dont even need to hide it under your bed or in your sock drawer! Just put it up with your other alphabetized horror movies and nobody will ever know. Now if I could just get past the sex scenes myself I could finish this review.