Have you ever wished that The Twilight Zone contained more hardcore sex? Well director Paul Thomas has answered your prayers with The Twilight Zone: Porn Parody.
The adult Twilight Zone is not like the other porn parodies we are used to. Thomas’ movie doesn’t seem to be based on any original Twilight Zone episodes, and I don’t think it conatins any humor. Instead the director seems to have crafted his own serious Twilight Zone tale. Don’t expect any appearances from William Shatner or any “Eye of the Beholder” references. Ladies and Gentlemen, you’re entering the wondrous dimension of imagination. Next stop….The Twilight Zone: Porn Parody!
I wonder what Rod Serling would think about this!
“Set in a distant era of cocktails with lunch, and gender-specific roles, biblical virtue found itself being challenged by a couple of new neighbors, whose penchant for earthy carnal pleasures dominate the archaic and self-suppressing morals practiced by the rest of the town. In a quest to uncover the mystery behind the new family, known as The Stones, Kimberly Kane finds herself drawn in and seduced by the enticing and mystifying lifestyle known as swinging.”
Some recent parody’s have been really good, like “Star Trek” (the first one, not the piece of shit sequel), “Batman”, and “The Sex-Files”. Others (way too many to mention here) are just garbage. However, this one seems to be the first “parody” that doesn’t even look like the source material. What-if anything-in that trailer even remotely resembles “The Twilight Zone” (other than the title card)? It looks like a million other XXX titles about dissatisfied spouses. I mean, if you’re going to call it “The Twilight Zone”, why not do riffs on popular episodes. There could be one about a guy getting a hand/blow job on a plane while he keeps seeing a gremlin on the wing. Or how about one about a guy that just wants to jerk off in peace, but his nagging wife won’t let him. Then, there’s a nuclear blast, and he’s left all alone in the world with plenty of time to do his business. However, just before getting down to it, a vicious dog attacks him and bites off both of his hands. Sure, these are silly, but at least they are TZ-ish. I bet the real story is that this is just some lame porno that they’ve tacked the “Twilight Zone” name onto hoping to increase it’s sales. Well, I’m not buying.
Dan