Piranha 3D may star Elisabeth Shue, Jessica Szohr and Steven R. McQueen, but all of our focus has been on Kelly Brook, who happens to be naked in the September issue of Playboy. The leaked footage from Piranha looks amazing. I really want to see it next weekend, but I’m afraid to go back to my local movie theater because I got drunk and threw my whiskey bottle at the screen during The Expendables. I couldn’t take anymore Stallone/Statham “witty” banter. I’ll catch both movies on Netflix. It’s safer that way.

Piranha 3D in theaters August 20, 2010.

People over the age of 28 and not at work can click here to see Kelly Brook uncensored.