Kelly Brook was one of the sexier chicks that attended this year’s Comic Con (Not the sexiest. That honor probably goes to Vanessa Hudgens). She was there to promote Piranha 3D, one of the better looking horror remakes releasing this year. Check out Blastr.com’s breakdown of all the deaths from the killer fish flick that arrives in theaters on August 20, 2010. Warning this post does contain spoilers.
A topless girl. No, a REALLY topless girl
You’ve seen the gag where a cable snaps and slices through a victim in horror movies before. Piranha 3-D wins for using the cable to slice through a bikini babe’s top. Unfortunately, as soon as the top pops open, you also see her entire top half flop into the water.
Bitten below the belt
The men get their share of fish-bite violence. We won’t spoil who, but somebody gets a piranha bite right in the junk.
Girl-on girl-skinny dipping
Okay, here’s what probably got the movie banned from Comic-Con. You can show all the violence you want, but Kelly Brook and Riley Steele caressing each other underwater wearing nothing but flippers is too much. Steele says she really held her breath that whole time. That’s what they call acting.
An Inglourious Basterd hosts a wet T-shirt contest
Eli Roth continues his acting career after the Oscar-nominated Inglourious Basterds. In Piranha 3-D, he’s spraying thronged asses with a hose and dousing white tank tops until they’re see through. He also refers to the girls as “weapons of masturbation.” What, you can’t say masturbation at Comic-Con?
A hot girl pukes in your face
I don’t know if puke is R-rated—but it sure is gross. Making tasteful use of the 3-D effect, they’ve got a girl barfing over the side of a boat, right into the camera, and therefore right in your face.
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