Look at the Mess Eli Roth Stuck His C*** In

I can defend Eli Roth as a horror director (Give him time. His movie track record is better than Rob Zombie’s right now), but I can’t defend his choice of cocaine partners. Peaches Geldof is just simply gross. It was proven back in March when Ben Mills shared his Geldof sex story with the interwebs, and now these bikini pictures prove it once again.

I’m one of the few horror fans not threatened by the fact that Roth is attractive and confident, but how can I defend him when he is sticking his dick in this mess? Come on Eli get it together! I’m sure there are thousands of attractive chicks willing to go on drug binges with you… Unless Geldof is your retirement fund, then hats off to you my friend!

20 Responses to “Look at the Mess Eli Roth Stuck His C*** In”


  1. 1 honestsailor Jun 25th, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    too mean.

  2. 2 Greg Lamberson Jun 25th, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    I’m going to miss this site. :)

  3. 3 reggiebot Jun 25th, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    If any other woman showed up at that hotel looking like she does they would be pegged a hooker!
    The tats, the scars they make her look like a teenage runaway whose pimp has her working that hotel for middle aged tourist tricks!Her pimp knows She’s not the pretty one but her youth will bring in the money for him.

    Eli Roth strikes me as a young guy who never got what he wanted in the girlfriend department growing up. When he got to Hollywood he probably took all the tail tossed at him.and when he found out how embarassing and dangerous and humiliating that was, he decided to not let the looks make up his mind.He also went \"younger\" because when they are younger, and have no guidance you can control them totally1 This man is surrounded by women who want to score a director husband, further their career OR have a meal ticket life.
    He picked Peaches because she was not after him and out there doing her own dumb antics that got her noticed. She doesn\’t have the sense to think for herself. Eli and her PR woman are telling her what to do. I used to bet they would marry, but now that he is seeing success again I bet they breakup because she wants to be apart of the success!!!

  4. 4 wil Jun 26th, 2010 at 7:06 am

    “Miss it”? Where is it going?

  5. 5 wil Jun 26th, 2010 at 7:07 am

    Plus I don’t really think Eli is attractive I just like to post that because I know it pisses off fat ugly horror fans.

  6. 6 dildopractice Jun 26th, 2010 at 8:41 am

    I’d hit it.

  7. 7 Eli Roth Jun 26th, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    You’re so getting sued for this you fat piece of shit.

  8. 8 J. Boogeyman Jun 26th, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Well, with the crappy tattooing, and the scars, I have to say damn. But if youre also talking about the adipose tissue, or uhmm, fat, thats just childish to say the less.

    Rob Zombies track is getting good, dont know what youre watching. Maybe you didnt get the humor, or have no psychology classes under your belt.

    But in the end, its whatever, whoever, to each thier own, and why would you care anyways? Its not like hes letting a dog butt-fuc* him or anything.

  9. 9 Greg Lamberson Jun 26th, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    It will be Eli Roth’s HorrorYearbook pretty soon.

  10. 10 wil Jun 26th, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    “Why would you care anyways?”

    I’m not the one who clicked the link.

  11. 11 reggiebot Jun 26th, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    Leave “wil” alone Eli Roth is fair game for criticism. This Peaches has a bad rep. We didn’t give it to her she created it her self! When U like someone like EWli as a celebrity U think they endow all the things U like about anybody U favor. It seems that Eli is about the sensational shock even in his real life. I kinda get the idea he has loss an lot of respect from his peers because of Peaches. We as fans can only look and guess about. But when U start supporting a showbusiness person U kinda want them to have the BEST because they are getting the chance to do what U can’t do in life!! If he likes girls like Peaches Geldof (remember Lindsay Lohan)then he shouldn’t parade around with them in public. IT JUST LOOKS BAD! It sends a message that he has something wrong with him. If public opinion is too much TOUGH SHIT ELI!!! U put your shit in the PUBLIC EYES and people can say what they want.

    Example: He ‘s a jew after her trust fund, he has STDS so no other women will be with him, he’s using Peaches as beard to hide his homosexual life and paying her to do it, and that their recent trip to London was to get publicity for his film and make them look legit as a couple!

    “Its not like hes letting a dog butt-fuc* him or anything.” How do U Know she doesn’t use a strap on! I believe he likes men too!

  12. 12 wil Jun 26th, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    Wow I think this is the first time anyone has ever defended me. Thanks!

    Instead of Googling .10 words, J. Boogeyman should google “gossip”. It’s what makes Hollywood go around. Not to mention the “why do you care so much” comment is the most annoying troll comment on the interwebs. I actually don’t care, but a lot of people do. I have to post content to feed my six crack babies, and this is the type of content that sells.

    Maybe the posting was a little on the harsh side, but Peaches Geldof falls in Paris Hilton territory, and people are harsh on her all the time. Trust me she will live.

  13. 13 Jezebel Jun 27th, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    I think he has the right to choose who he wants..
    She seems nice enough.
    And anyway, doesn’t he love her for her writing pieces etc?
    Like, for who she is. Her talent.
    And ^^, was that really him?
    Saying he’ll sue you?
    .. Thats adorable. It shows how much he cares about her.
    If thats really him.

  14. 14 J. Boogeyman Jun 27th, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    if you must know, it was a side banner on an ad, and all I saw was… ” look at the mess eli roth” and thats all I saw before clicking, so… yeah. who cares

  15. 15 J. Boogeyman Jun 27th, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    And I didnt say why would you care so much, I stated, why would you care anyways?
    I was asking Why would you care for my opn. But thanks screwing up the joke.

    I dont know anything about Roth, I kind og like cabin fever, but I dont see anything great abou this guy.. So no, wrong again, Im not a fan.

    But anyhow stop emailing. the whole thing was miss-read.

    thanks,

    -J. Boogeyman

  16. 16 Greg Lamberson Jun 28th, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    Moving to the countries, gonna eat me a lot of peaches…

  17. 17 reggiebot Jun 28th, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    It seems Eli is not spending lots of public time with this bimbo like he use to!!!!
    I figure it’s because he is now all serious about work and now will only see her sparely! Maybe not at all! There hasn’t been any PDA since daddy Geldof came and read them the riot act!!

  18. 18 Nicola Jun 29th, 2010 at 6:42 am

    While it’s sweet that his fans don’t think she’s good enough for him, I object violently to people disrespecting Peaches for the way her body looks. She looks like most women. Actually she looks a hell of a lot slimmer than most women, given that the average size is 14. If you’re going to attack Peaches for her actions then you have to notice that her (public) transgressions are in her past, not her present. Let it go.

    And it continues to kill me that I’m forced to defend this girl, given that I stan for Eli. LOL

  19. 19 reggiebot Jun 29th, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    I had the misfortune of running into this thing near Hollywood & Highland. It was a accident literally! She was rude and I did not made a big deal of it I said excuse me but I don’t think they know that word in England. My relatives said What a nasty brat she was. I guess it’s true!

  20. 20 QUEENIE Jul 13th, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    It seems that eli is spending time with others now that peaches is overseas trying to have a career. Her best friend Jillian and eli have been inseparable in Peaches absence.

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