Who’s the homo now? Ancestry.co.uk have revealed that Twilight star Robert Pattinson has ties to Vlad III Dracula, a.k.a. Vlad the Impaler. As all horror fans should know, Vlad is thought to be the inspiration for Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula.
Or as the Star Tribune so awesomely put it; “Twilight star related to mass-murderer”.
The 24-year-old hunk (lol) turns out to be distant cousins with Princes William and Harry on Prince Charles’ side. Vlad was a distant uncle of the two U.K. throne heirs.




Dracula would be ashamed