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STOP THE PRESSES! I just woke up and started working on the site, and this is what I woke up to? To good to be true.
About a year ago I poorly wrote an article titled, Forget Remakes Gives Us Some Bad Sequels, where I stated that John Sayles (Piranha, Alligator) Jurassic Park IV script was rumored to: “feature a team of dino-human crossbreeds trained to be a military force.”
According to Obsessed With Film they are supposed to be: “MISSILE CARRYING DINOSAURS WHO HAVE BEEN TRAINED BY THE GOVERNMENT!”
Either way, according to various sources it looks like they have decided to use this script for the NEW Jurassic Park. Bloody Disgusting also reports that casting is currently under-way right now, and that the film is set to shoot later this year in Hawaii .
Laura Dern is also set to return, but Sam Neil will not be fighting the missile carrying half-human dinosaurs or whatever they are.
This is going to be the event of next year, mark my words!
