Published by Moronic Mark March 20th, 2010
in Satan's Screener.
ZOMBIES BY DESIGN (2006)
Directed by Dave Wascavage (SUBURBAN SASQUATCH)
Starring: Juan Fernandez, Mary Wascavage, David Weldon, and David M. Sitbon as Lex Blackheart
What do you get when mix a home redecorating show with a zombie invasion and this mixture is brought to you by the creator of SUBURBAN SASQUATCH? Well, it’s something that should of been cooler than this flick which is called ZOMBIE BY DESIGN. Maybe, Moronic Mark’s expectations were just a tad too high in regards with Wascavage’s previous flick (I mean it did cause him to buy a gorilla suit and create another reoccurring character) that ZOMBIES BY DESIGN could in no way compete with. Maybe, he was mad that there was no Ty Pennington type character who gets eaten by the undead.
Continue reading ‘Satan’s Screener Takes on Zombies by Design’
Published by Kevin Touch March 20th, 2010
in Classic Horror Titties.
We chose Children of the Corn as the next franchise for our “The Women of… Naked” series because it has a ton of sequels and a great history that spans decades… And it sounds funny and extra pervy!
The original 1984 film featured Linda Hamilton (aka Sarah Connor) who played Vicky Baxter the girlfriend of Burt Stanton (Peter Horton). Hamilton appeared naked in The Terminator, King Kong Lives and Black Moon Rising .
Published by wil March 19th, 2010
in Horror MOVIE TRAILERS/VIDEOS.
A bold new chapter in the Predator universe, Predators was shot on location under Rodriguez’s creative auspices at the filmmaker’s Austin-based Troublemaker Studios, and is directed by Nimród Antal. The film stars Adrien Brody as Royce, a mercenary who reluctantly leads a group of elite warriors who come to realize they’ve been brought together on an alien planet… as prey.
Published by wil March 19th, 2010
in NEWS.
Don’t kill the messenger but according to Shock Till You Drop (via Deadline), the shit factory known as Platinum Dunes is involved with a Monster Squad remake.
Rob Cohen (The Fast and the Furious) plans on remaking the Fred Dekker classic with Michael Bay, Brad Fuller and Andrew Form as producers. Dunes is the studio behind the Friday the 13th and upcoming Elm Street remakes.
Published by wil March 18th, 2010
in CONTEST.
Horror Yearbook and Arrow Video are giving away two Dario Argento prize packs that include: special edition DVDs of the The Stendhal Syndrome, The Card Player and Terror At The Opera. All three titles will be available for purchase from Arrow Video on March 22, 2010.
Published by wil March 17th, 2010
in NEWS.
Did anyone even attend After Dark Films’ Horrorfest this year? And after their track record, are horror fans willing to give original movies created by them a chance? Lionsgate and NBC Universal’s Syfy seem to think so.
They’re teaming up with ADF for a new series called “After Dark Originals” (AOD), 8 new and original films from the filmmakers involved with the Horrorfests of the past four years. Seven of the eight films have been filmed and are in post-production. They include Husk, Fertile Ground, Scream Of The Banshee, Prowl, The Task, Re-Kill, Seconds Apart and 51.
There is little information about Harpoon: The Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre, besides that it is an Icelandic film about a group of whale watchers, who get picked up by a whale fisher vessel after their ship breaks down. It is being released on DVD in the UK on May 10, 2010.
Check out the teaser trailer below.
Published by Kevin Touch March 17th, 2010
in NEWS.
Alicia Silverstone is still alive? Who knew! The Clueless (yes you have to go that far back to find something worth mentioning on her resume) star will team up with Krysten Ritter (Veronica Mars) and Sigourney Weaver for Amy Heckerling’s vampire comedy Vamps. Weaver must have agreed to this crap before Avatar was a hit.
Silverstone and Ritter are playing two younger vampires partying it up in New York City. The poop hits the fan when one of them falls in love. Weaver will play Ciccerus, the vampire who turned the two into vamps… Basically another vampire flick trying to cash-in on Twilight craze, and something our Editor will love!
Published by wil March 17th, 2010
in DVD/Blu-ray RELEASES.
YAY! Dark Night of the Scarecrow is finally coming to DVD! Writer J.D. Feigelson told HYB that VCI Entertainment will be releasing the DVD sometime around Halloween.
DNotS made our Top Ten Made for TV Horror Movies and has been called, “the creepiest made for TV horror flick ever made,” by our own Brain Hammer.
Published by wil March 16th, 2010
in NEWS.
I just got back from two weeks of heavy, heavy drinking in San Francisco and El Cerrito and I need time to recover. Here are a few quick important news stories until I return tomorrow.
True Blood season will premiere on June 13.
Porn star Sasha Grey returns to the horror genre with Richard O’Sullivan’s Hallows Grey told HorrorSquad.com, “Hallows basically takes the standard kids-in-the-woods-running-from-a-killer genre and flips it on its ear. The deaths aren’t random. They’re not cookie cutter. Each character dies in a fashion relating to the way they live their life. I’m less interested in gore-for-the-sake-of-gore (although there is gore in this film and plenty of it) than the psychology behind the characters and how they react to what happens.”
Here is the special sneak peek at Predators that was shown at the South by Southwest Film Festival in Austin, Texas on Friday night. There are also reports that the trailer will be released on March 18th. Very exciting stuff!
A bold new chapter in the Predator universe, Predators was shot on location under Rodriguez’s creative auspices at the filmmaker’s Austin-based Troublemaker Studios, and is directed by Nimród Antal. The film stars Adrien Brody as Royce, a mercenary who reluctantly leads a group of elite warriors who come to realize they’ve been brought together on an alien planet… as prey. With the exception of a disgraced physician, they are all cold-blooded killers – mercenaries, Yakuza, convicts, death squad members – human “predators” that are now being systemically hunted and eliminated by a new breed of alien Predators.
The Descent: Part 2 is coming to the U.S. on April 27. Shauna Macdonald returns as Sarah Carter, in Jon Harris’ follow-up to the Neil Marshall’s 2005 horror thriller. Traumatized, Sarah emerges alone from the cave system where she confronted her darkest dread. With no rational explanation to what happened, the authorities force her back into the subterranean depths to help locate her five missing girlfriends. But as the rescue party enters further uncharted domains, flashbacks start haunting Sarah as shocking memories of the past hit home. For they are venturing into the habitat of a new tribe of Crawlers, even more viciously feral than the ones Sarah faced before.
Check out the U.S. Trailer below.
Published by wil March 12th, 2010
in DVD/Blu-ray RELEASES and NEWS.
Here is the full trailer for Puppet Master: Axis Of Evil on DVD June 15th. The official Full Moon website is taking preorders for a limited edition 2 disc set, that comes in an Andre Toulon trunk collectors case. My pee pee dripped a little because it looks so fucking great!
Check out the pictures below.
Published by wil March 12th, 2010
in Classic Horror Titties.
It’s Friday and I’m on my way to see Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, but before I go here is our final Women of Elm Street Nude, before the new Elm Street hits theaters on April 30, 2010.
This time we have Monica Keena in a deleted scene sex scene. Tammy Morris going nude in the shower as the body double for Katharine Isabelle. Odessa Munroe from Final Destination 2, and Jacqueline Stewart (below) for Freddy vs. Jason — the last time Freddy Krueger was on the big screen.
Published by wil March 11th, 2010
in NEWS.
The German film Last Call’s tagline should be “The perfect horror movie for black people,” because it encourages the audience to use their cell phones in theaters.
Last Call uses a “voice recognition software” to create a choose your own adventure horror film, where an audience member can communicate with the protagonist using their cell phone. We all know how the voice recognition crap works from calling our bank or other businesses. It’s fucking annoying, so why would we want to pay $10 to do it while watching a movie? You just know this shit is lame.
